'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

jem10jane

Doctor: Buy yourself the biggest, most expensive home smoking machine and you'll be able to cure yourself.

tricky6

And you flew me halfway round the world to join you on your luxury cruise just to tell me that?

jem10jane

Dr: Just try some small change in your life and this will create the Domino effect.

Tucker

Doctor: Unless it's affecting your balance, don't worry about it...

stevebelll

Excellent. Your confidence will help the recovery of the economy and will stimulate growth. Let's hope it's contagious. All this money-saving is surely contributing to the problems faced by the UK economy today.

(Do I get a free pizza?)

Mr_Glover_Lover

Well would you credit it!

Andymoney_2

There is no easy cure I'm afraid, but we doctors have been very grateful to you over the years Mr. Brown!

Tucker

Doctor: Bend over, I need to inspect your arrears.

2520years

Really?! Can I put you in touch with my employers?

george5050

It's a bit of a gamble, but I'm going to pound your spondulix