'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

JimmyTheWig

A duck walks into a surgery. "Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!"

"Why the large bill?"

lock07

Here's a prescription - that will be £7.20 per item please!

leftygunz

I can see that already sir, it seems to have cost you an arm and a leg.

muppetta

Patient - 'Doctor, Doctor, I just can't stop spending money'....

Doctor - 'Yes I can see it's affecting you physically, my new private cosmetics clinic would be of great help to you'

daisy1111

Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

Dominoes will resolve that, eat till you cant eat no more!

TJHuntington

Go relieve yourself ... it only costs a penny! :-)

danwitch

Tucker wrote: »

Doctor: Bend over, I need to inspect your arrears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!:beer:

steve_blake_2

The good news is that we have a cure for that the bad news is that you only have 24 hrs to live

tindella

To coin a phrase, I'm sorry, I don't buy that!

cappersisc63

I thought you were looking overdrawn!