'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

tonygee_3

Mmm..youre looking a bit OVERDRAWN...
nurse LEWIS take this patient down to theatre for an immediate CASH BOOSTER .. and a GASTRIC BAND fitted tightly to his WALLET..
and dont forget to take 1 of these EVERY 7 days(MSE Newsletter):money:

rallp54

I know it's not a poll, but this one gets my vote!

tomturton wrote: »

better give you some anti-buy-otics then.

JimmyTheWig

s12 wrote: »

Doctor: NEXT?

I like it - very Tim Vine-esque.

curriej99

Doctor: Yes you appear to be haemorrhaging credit. You urgently need to see Martin Lewis to try and stem the cashflow.

SusieRose_2

Doctor: No problem. Just roll up your sleeve and I'll give you a cash injection.

DFWJane

Doctor: Well I told you last time I saw you you needed to loose a few pounds.

daveeff

I'll have to refer you to CARD-eology - they may amputate your PIN...

jonboyS_2

You'd better see an opticians too, this is Tesco's!

TOTALLY_DISILLUSIONED

Well do it now. Before you cash in your chips.

daveeff

Dr: I can refer you to surgeon to shorten your arms for £10,000 or a tailor to lengthen your pockets for £10.

Patient: £10,000 is a lot!

Dr: Actually the surgeon option is cheaper. If you choose that I'll just send you to a psychiatrist.