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'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion
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Doctor: NEXT?0
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Doctor : You have aspendicitis - you'll need an aspendectomy.
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Doctor: That's very interesting. Take this.
Patient : What is it?
Doctor : My son's xmas present list - can you get it all for me?0 -
Doctor..Never mind, just take these (penny)cillen for 7 days and come back for a cheque up. If the (penny)cillen doesn't work, you might just have to (purse)vere with it. :money:0
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Neither can my wife, heh. So what's really the problem?0
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Mr Mugabe, we've been through this before. Just keep the printers running 2-3 times a week and all will be fine.0
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I only went to 'pay a penny' and ended up spending 30p!0
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An apple a day ought to do it. Loose advice, I admit, but if followed be sure to stay away from Waitrose's pre-packaged Pink Ladies.0
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Doctor:
Well then you might be interested in buying some tickets to see the Pope during his visit.
I saw these for sale on E Bay, but you need to purchase using Paypal.....
for non Catholics (Papal?)
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I sympathise, but who needs money when you've got your health?0
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EAT A DOMINO'S PIZZA, YOU'LL SAVE ££'s, IT'LL HAVE A KNOCK-ON EFFECT !0
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