'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

coxeey

Here, buy some prescriptions. That should cure you for today!

blough2001

Have you considered PLASTIC surgery

sfaccenda

It sounds like a wasting disease, don't worry we can budge it!!!

scott64250

Ah Darling! you do look a little thin, maybe you should tighten your belt a bit and not compound your problem!!:T

JimmyRutter

I am referring you to see George Michael, he can teach you how to go into a toilet to spend a penny and come out with two coppers

clairbear_3

....thats right...now take a deep breathe..... put your CARD in the machine....tap in your PIN.....How does THAT feel ???

frogandladybird_2

What you need is a cash injection!

soupdragon52

Dr. 'I will give you a week off work and you can take me shopping'

sandra_e_2

Cough it up for me please

ar118

Doctor: Hmm, well you are such a good customer so along with your regular botox I can offer you buy one get one free on pec implants. How does that sound?
Patient: Great, I'll take them! I can spend less time at the gym to free more time for shopping!