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'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion
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Here, buy some prescriptions. That should cure you for today!0
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Have you considered PLASTIC surgery0
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It sounds like a wasting disease, don't worry we can budge it!!!0
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Ah Darling! you do look a little thin, maybe you should tighten your belt a bit and not compound your problem!!:T0
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I am referring you to see George Michael, he can teach you how to go into a toilet to spend a penny and come out with two coppers0
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....thats right...now take a deep breathe..... put your CARD in the machine....tap in your PIN.....How does THAT feel ???0
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What you need is a cash injection!0
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Dr. 'I will give you a week off work and you can take me shopping'0
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Cough it up for me please0
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Doctor: Hmm, well you are such a good customer so along with your regular botox I can offer you buy one get one free on pec implants. How does that sound?
Patient: Great, I'll take them! I can spend less time at the gym to free more time for shopping!0
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