'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

caddie76

That must be very consuming. Take this pennycilin and some antibuyotics.

Mr_Forgetful

--Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

-- I can see that you have spent a fortune on some hideous Hawaiian shirts and no-one advised you against buying them. There are no accountants for taste.

ashwika

Give your wallet to your wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:

pompeyrob

Doctor Martin lewis 'Well heres some vouchers you can use instead of a piz-za money' (piece of-get it??) lol

Mr_Forgetful

--Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

--You need to try the Gastric Band technique for stopping financial pounds. It's called "How to get the Plastic Banned" and involves large amounts of alcohol and then trying to remember 4 numbers in the correct order at the cashpoint.

mommy79

The only way to resolve this is you'll need to undergo surgery and become a man.

camalot

Well go and spend a penny (or pony) and we'll see how flush you are then.

money_not_my_idol

Doctor: Oh dear it looks like you've ruptured something...ah yes a 'bank-rupt.'

STEVESTEED

Well I cant see anything in about this in your "notes" !

:beer:

mozza88

I'm afraid you can't come to see me on behalf of your wife sir.