'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

mudfeet

we dont get many MP's in here

doglistener

don't worry, just watch the pence n the pounds will take care of themselves

mathsmith

I've told you not to bother me at work darling!

royall

Sorry, I can only help you when there's some CHANGE in your behaviour

BigTezza

Thanks for telling me Miss Hilton but this is a greengrocers - the Doctor's surgery is next door.

Lucky_Luke_2

Doctor: I must say thats quite a big amount of cash to spend on condoms Mr Smith....

shoppingsandie

Well, what do you expect with a name like Dorothy Perkins!!

eduapecl

"Got to be said in Italian accent"

Check a de base (rate) before u buy your next Pizza!

kajman

Not now Amy, I've got these Daleks to deal with.

wheatld

Doctor - Sit down Mr Darling I'll be with you in a minute.