'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

50quidonRED

Doctor: We'll have to Go Compare you .......... ahhhhh i see the problem...... a quick referal to Dr. Meerkat and you'll be just fine. Simples

Mr_Cashback

Doctor - Go and lie down at the side of the road that should help "curb" your spending

harry1a

Doctor: Sounds like you need some retail therapy

srj321

Here's a prescription for Viagra. You should find that makes it tricky to spend a penny.

Bexxi

Don't worry about it. The change will do you good!

cerobeth

Come back and see me if theres any change

bigmax_2

Doctor reply,always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.:j

twhidby

This is the clearest case of financial diarrhoea I have seen for months!

credithater_2

Doctor: I can tell. Your missing an arm and a leg !! :rotfl::rotfl:

eva16006159

Doctor: Thats ok Mr Brown the Condems are in power now and no one will have any money to spend soon.