'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

gausten

Is that why you came in for a cheque up?

rafdad

That's fine just take this perscrption to the chemist............ching another £7.20!!!!!!!

jupabeam

Ok I'll give you a note, but you must come back if there is no change and I'll give you some anti buy otics.:j

mancub764

Yes you look as if you had shed a few pounds here and there

matt2424

looks like you've lost a few pounds

Ducktooth

Just stand in this barrell of salt water - we'll soon have you cured.

XCRunner

Doctor: Excellent... I run a private clinic for this syndrome. £100 a session. You'll need at least 5 sessions. Please sign here.

JimmyTheWig

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
The Doctor: Come with me in the Tardis and we'll travel to a more frugal time.
Patient: Ta. Dis is just what I need.

applesmark

as long as you can aleast spend a penny, thats ok with me!!

frogadoo

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

Doctor: Sounds like you need some help from the professionals. Here's Martin Lewis' number.

Patient: How are two actors from a seventies cop show gonna help me??!!