'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

juno

Give it a month and see if there's any change

Localweb

Don't worry. It's a temporary condition, as soon as you tax bill is in, the symptoms will be gone overnight. Replaced by extreme worry and sleepless nights!

50quidonRED

Doctor : Yes i can see you'v lost a few POUNDS, now pull your pants up and invest in a belt.

nanatopsy

You need some self help therapy, have you thought about throwing your laptop out of the window?

RabbitMad

... As your doctor I'm pleased to see that you recognise you have a problem that we can address in a calm and collective manner. As your husband I'm livid, give me your credit cards now!

... I would normally say not to get too cut up by it, though you are a credit card so that probably won't apply.

... Let me have a look at your notes; yes I accept £50's, and £20's infact any denomination you have in your wallet.

JimmyTheWig

Don't look at me, even my stethoscope is broke.

aarshad

Cue music............."the minute you walked in the joint......"

humphrey1

- Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
- Ahh, that's why you remind me of the Queen's bent vicar.
- Eh?
- Her Majesty's Rev. 'n' you can't be trusted to do the right thing with my cash.

pjgoober

I've told you before, 0845... is not the number for NHS direct!

liammc2606

have you seen my new price list?