'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion
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Ok. Give me a tenner and I'll see what I can do!0
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Doctor: I suggest you drink wonga-less of milk a day for the next week.0
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
Doctor: Hold on a moment, let me update the surgery price list.Mega Doctor Who, Gadget and MSE Fan!
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Patient : Doctor Doctor, I just can’t stop spending money?
Bank Manager : Don't worry, I can help!
Patient : Doctor Doctor, I just can’t stop spending money?
Doctor : Sounds like a minor case of spenditus.
Patient : Phew, only minor!
Doctor : Indeed, otherwise you would have actually paid to see me.
The jokes on the first page seem to be the best though.Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
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Doctor, Doctor i cant stop spending money?
"Im sorry Sir this is a cheese shop"0 -
O.k - so Martin's holding a competition for the cheesiest/corniest joke to win a pizza?
dfMaking my money go further with MSE :j
How much can I save in 2012 challenge
75/1200 :eek:0 -
---you dont need a check up. You need to put a cheque down!!0
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Doctor: So whose money is it?
Patient: My Other Half's!
dfMaking my money go further with MSE :j
How much can I save in 2012 challenge
75/1200 :eek:0 -
Doctor to the male patient: Get your wife to help you practice self-control by stopping you just before you spend.0
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Oh dear sir, that is serious; you're going to need a cash-t-ration to calm you down!!0
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