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'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

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  • badgerhead
    badgerhead Posts: 120 Forumite
    doctor: hmm, how much have you spent ?

    patient: well alot of people trusted me to look after their money but i lost a lot, we're talking billions. i'm a banker you see doctor, i didnt invest properly and i was more interested in my own bonuses.

    doctor: well im very sorry to have to tell you mr. banker but you only have 10 seconds to live.

    patient: WHAT!!! How could you possibly know that!?

    doctor: because i'm a doctor, ...and i'm going to kill you.
  • atothejtothep
    atothejtothep Posts: 16 Forumite
    Doctor: the best way of saving your money is to forget the person you borrowed it from.
  • WhiteHorse
    WhiteHorse Posts: 2,492 Forumite
    Doctor: Here's a cork, that'll stop you spending pennies!
    "Never underestimate the mindless force of a government bureaucracy
    seeking to expand its power, dominion and budget"
    Jay Stanley, American Civil Liberties Union.
  • Suggs
    Suggs Posts: 1,632 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    .......would you mind taking my good lady out for the afternoon, she might be able to help :D
    Proud Member of the Lose Weight Thread on I Wanna..................

    Started January 2006 Total loss 180.8lb 82Kg 12st12.8lb
  • simonjstone_2
    simonjstone_2 Posts: 143 Forumite
    A new diease! We can CASH in on this. dont worry we'll share the CREDIT.
  • InaPickle
    InaPickle Posts: 5,968 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    'Then pull your purse strings together!'
    Please call me 'Pickle'
    No More Buying Books: ???
    No More Buying DVDs: ???
    NMB Toiletries ??? and I've gone back for my Masters at the University of Use Ups!
    P    roud to be dealing with her debts 1198~
  • real1314
    real1314 Posts: 4,432 Forumite
    Dr:- "Come back and see me when you've spent it all, until then, if it ain't broke, I won't fix it".
  • Becs1979
    Becs1979 Posts: 10 Forumite
    Dr: You do look a little *flush*ed...
  • Purse_String
    Purse_String Posts: 124 Forumite
    Looks like we'll have to check your gas and water.

    or

    Looks like a purse string injury
  • qwerty5107
    qwerty5107 Posts: 1 Newbie
    Doctor: I really think you should talk to your husband about this... Mrs MSE are you listening!?!
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