'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

Prosaic

Doctor doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

Blimey thats serious, take these pills

Are they any good?

Good? Pavarotti used to come in here.

3 of these and I had him back to a full TENOR!







HAHA! oh please yourselves...

nanoBorg88

Doctor: "Darling, what did I say about bothering me at work?"

nanoBorg88

Fake Doctor: "I've got the perfect solution, all I need is your sort code and account number, and why not give me your mothers maiden name while your at it"

nanoBorg88

Doctor: "That's the least of your problems, I'm sorry, you only have 24 hours to live"

nanoBorg88

Doctor: "Sorry man, I'm not a doctor and this is a casino"

Doctor: "That's inflation for you"

r12

Doctor: "Well you sound like you may be a bit debt-pressed, I'm going to refer you to our Expert Martin and prescribe demotivator to be taken as soon as you feel like spending. Group therapy and support network is also always available, and remember money can buy you medicine but it can't buy you health."

nuttynan

.........well you have obviously reached your limit, you are
looking totally withdrawn.

mydadscard

Looks like you are going Thro' the CHANGE

daveygirron

Doctor Doctor, I just cant stop spending money, ooh is that the new Iphone? Oh I like those shoes where did you get em?

angelfacecuti75

can I have some then?

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