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'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

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  • Enterprise_1701C
    Enterprise_1701C Posts: 23,414 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Mortgage-free Glee!
    Well you're in the right place - we're an optician!
    What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare
  • KAZADY
    KAZADY Posts: 8 Forumite
    I'll get your Bank Manager to give you a pizza (piece of) his mind!

    :rotfl:
  • Enterprise_1701C
    Enterprise_1701C Posts: 23,414 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Mortgage-free Glee!
    I'm afraid I will have to refer you to a card-iologist.
    What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare
  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    Dr - You are looking a bit flush
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • miggy
    miggy Posts: 4,328 Forumite
    I'd like to purseue this further...
    Miggy

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    Every Penny a Prisoner

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  • dangermike
    dangermike Posts: 28 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10 Posts Combo Breaker
    You'll need to go private for that, madam.
  • BrunoM
    BrunoM Posts: 1,722 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Doctor: "I want a divorce."
  • ourbluebeachhut
    ourbluebeachhut Posts: 2 Newbie
    please continue to do so sir,as you may suffer withdrawal symptoms if you stop !:beer:
  • Mamzie
    Mamzie Posts: 2,540 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Doctor Doctor I just can't stop spending money!

    Dr : I believe you may be suffering with PPDD - Pre Pay Day depression -     let me refer you to an Expert who will offer some exercises to alleviate this pain - Mr Martin Lewis...
    My light may be on, but that doesn't always mean I am looking at the PC - I am far more likely to be cuddling or feeding Tianna atm, so please don't think I am ignoring you if I don't reply quickly :)

     Our Precious Baby Tianna has now joined our Family, she is much loved and very welcome, xxx
  • Oneday77
    Oneday77 Posts: 1,242 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Doctor Doctor I just can't stop spending money
    Dr: Look on the bright side with all those Carats you'll see great in the dark.

    Doctor Doctor I just can't stop spending money
    Dr: When you see a sale does your heart start (pound)ing
    Patient: Yes
    Dr: I'd recommend a course of Euro(wn) medicine and you'll then be Top Dollar. If no change then cash back next week.
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