'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

Janiebabes

"Are you feeling WITHDRAWN from people? Jump on the scales and CHEQUE to see if you have lost any POUNDS!"

shazzany

This calls for a cash injection.:)

flaming_june

Hmm I think you may be dia-debtic, lets inject some capital and see if there is any change

kopicbloodaxe

(Risking a risque one here)

"You have a genital infection. You know what they say, look after the pen!s and the pounds will look after themselves."



(but I think the anti-buy-otics one was better!)

mjm3346

'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
How long have you had the symptoms?
Ever since I was elected.


'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
Where can you spend a sauce?
No you idiot money, not mornay!

wurzelsar

"well here's a prescription for some fat pills, so you can pile on the pounds".

indierocker85

scousedoyle wrote: »

I've told you before Mr Brown it's not your job anymore !

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Unicornucopia

Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
Here, take this.
What is it?
Details of the new premium rate number for NHS Direct.

leminki

Dr - Seriously madam, there is nothing at all wrong with you - YOUR FEMALE.... ITS WHAT THEY DO!!!

indierocker85

I think we better test you for buy-abetes