'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

blessed21

wait there, i'll just get the bill.

DaveLy

Well then, here is a prescription for £7.20

Maz111_2

Doctor:

"Sit down and I'll take a few notes.........."

clarew

Doctor doctor i cant stop spending money...

(DR) show me your wallet (man hands over wallet, dr rifles through)....ah ha i see whats going on (pulls out a £50 and writes on it) take this back its a sick note, and these polos i found in there.......its a serious problem.... you're obviously minted!

Unicornucopia

But Darling, you're no longer Chancellor!

bubbles0169

tomturton wrote: »

better give you some anti-buy-otics then.

:rotfl::rotfl:
that is very clever!! well done
:rotfl:

korf

Doctor: I ll take some notes but you better go elsewhere if you plan to spend a penny!

Unicornucopia

Well we'll just have to nurse you back to wealth

ironic100

No "change" there then.

(£353.59 made through Quidco and rising!)

katiebess_2

well can I interest you in a flu jab its only £50.00 this week, next week it'll be £25.00 but you wouldn't want it at the cheaper rate would you?