'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

Unicornucopia

Thank you Mr Gates, your support to our Lewis Foundation is certainly helping us buck the recession

DJ_Mike

Take these notes to the dispenser. Call me if there's any change.

Errata

Doctor: as a first step, I suggest you don't ask your accountant to fix your broken leg.

BazzaCas

Give it to to me then.
The change will do you good!

ThinkingOfLinking

I've seen too "money" cases like yours lately; I diagnose acute a-spend-a-citis.

shjo558

Doctor:- Don't panic, I'm going to sign you off....... no Grabbit Board for a month:money:........

Patient:- :doh:

Eddys_Girl

Doctor says " its probably a temporary illness, take this £5 and buy me 5 items from Poundland, come back and see me if there's no change !!

kevroberts66

you need to divorce your husband

Silverjan

:j:j Just keep pounding the streets and the penny will drop!

ThinkingOfLinking

"Hey, cash a load of this!"

"Oh well, quid pro quo"