MSE Parents Club Part 14

SugarSpun

ARGH my chuffing washing machine has chuffing broken and the baby will not stop yelling at me for no reason.

AAAHHHH MAMA*flap flap flap hands at approaching lunch*
*take lunch away*
AAAAHHHH MAMA *reach for receding lunch*
*give lunch back*
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MAMAAAAAAAA *flap hands close mouth smack Mama in face*

Evansangel

Kindof, yes she is. Bloody teeth! I should just get her some dentures :rotfl:

So here is my resignation letter, please judge (and edit if you need to)

Employee Number: *****
National Insurance Number: ********


To Whom Ever It May Concern,


I am writing to give my notice after 39 weeks of Maternity Leave, I understand that as I am on a weekly paid contract I only need to give a minimum of one weeks notice.


I would like my contract to finish on 19th September 2010.


Would someone be able to contact me to confirm when my holiday pay will get paid into my bank and when I should expect my P45.


Thank You

Kylie.

workinmummy

tarajayne wrote: »

If you don't he could still be waking at a year old. xxx

That would be just like Alex then -"rolls eyes" big sigh

BeenieCat wrote: »

DS is seeeeeeeeeeeeeriously getting on my wick. How did my sweet little boy get such a stinking bad attitude??? grrrr.

I also have one of these. I am struggling to talk due to "man flu" and i kept asking him to do teeth, get dressed. He just kept saying "what, i can't hear you?" when he new perfectly well what i was saying. Took his dad shouting at him (then tears) for him to actually get up and do it. I'm not putting up with it anymore, I swear if he doesn't move himself this year I will take him to school in his PJ's.

Jakesmummy

Lol i did a practice run this morning and set an alarm, we woke up at 9.15:o i might get someone to ring the landline early in the morning make sure we're up! i'm gonna be so tired waking up early every morning!

Sami is C going 5 sessions or have u managed to get your 15 hours over full days?

i have got the biggest spot on my chin, its grim!

Good luck with dropping the feed kindof, x

Jakesmummy

Mooki i second the toilet seat idea, emptying poo out of the potty made me gag every time, x

Evansangel

When i need to wake up i set like 5 alarms all within minutes and have the alarm tune the most loudest annoying song ever.

BeenieCat

kindofagilr wrote: »

LOL my brother ate his poo once lol, mam caught him, he'd took his nappy off and started eating it

Just the other day i left Amber on the rug for some nappy free time while i was bringing some washing in off the line. I was gone for literraly 2 minutes...

Cue DS shouting "OMG Mam come here quick!!" (he'd been there the whole time but too engrossed in the telly to notice)

She'd had a poo on the carpet and was scrunching it up in her hands _pale_ I still don't know whether she'd eaten any but i washed her mouth out with a sponge anyway lol

BeenieCat

Evansangel wrote: »

When i need to wake up i set like 5 alarms all within minutes and have the alarm tune the most loudest annoying song ever.

Yeah me too, i set calendar alerts on my phone and normal alarms, to go off every 5/8/12 mins or whatever. So i have 2 different noises to wake me up. Have you heard "drill" on the Nokia's, it's awful.

Evansangel

BeenieCat wrote: »

Yeah me too, i set calendar alerts on my phone and normal alarms, to go off every 5/8/12 mins or whatever. So i have 2 different noises to wake me up. Have you heard "drill" on the Nokia's, it's awful.

No, i have a Sony Ericsson. But i hate the noise that alarm clocks make. The screechy on that goes "ERRRH ERRH ERRRH"

My ex had one that was just a high pitched beep :mad:

Jakesmummy

BeenieCat wrote: »

She'd had a poo on the carpet and was scrunching it up in her hands _pale_ I still don't know whether she'd eaten any but i washed her mouth out with a sponge anyway lol

eeewww :rotfl:at washing her mouth tho, i had to do that the other week when jas decided to have a mouthful of hair gel!