MSE Parents Club Part 14

tarajayne

I have cancelled my weekend away though, not leaving her in her 1st week of it.

tiamai_d

*sniggers*

Goodly Girl
Average Jane
Been at it loads
Popped a few
Popped a load
Baggy Couch
Cavernous expanse of foofdom

*sniggers more*

tiamai_d

BrunoM wrote: »

I think that's a question we're all asking, Tia... *suspicious look*

It has been quite an amusing read tonight but I am largely beyond shocking nowadays as long as you're all happy that's what matters!

Whatatatatataaaaa... pfaaaa... ahh....

I swear I am not some Road Map Of Ladies Vaginas. Honest!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good old Bruno :T

Becles

Giggling at all the cervix and rummaging talk. I think Bruno should join in and tell us how big his willy is :rotfl:

Charlotte always follows me into the toilet so she's seen what happens at that time of the month and has asked "when I'm a big girl, will my bum bleed?" :rotfl:

Hope your daughter can get sorted at school Tara. I started mine early but we didn't have school uniform in the juniors so I used to wear trousers or a cardy with a zipped pocket that I could keep a pad hidden in. Is that an option?

James was embarrassed at school. Apparantly he unfolded his his PE top at school and there was a little pair of pink knickers stuck on the back Some stuff was still damp when I took it off the line at the weekend so I finished them off in the tumble drier. They must have clung on then and I didn't notice.

tarajayne

Aww, poor James, bless him, but I was giggling, sorry.

BrunoM

Seeing as I am on the internet and fairly safe, clearly I am free to claim anything so whatever answer suits you pick that one :A

tarajayne

Oh how generous, they are not going to charge the worst off people interest on the tax they owe from the mistake the tax office made themselves.

Sarah_Joanne

I remember your rummaging Weezl! Funny.

I am also ne considering a mooncup. My mum has passed on a load of tampons though as she is no longer needing them so might wait for this and my own stock to deplete before I take the plunge.

Alfie has been a snot monster all day but had a mammoyth nap this afternoon, is sleeping now and not woken up so doing better than last night. Hopefully he will be ok again tomorrow.

Tara that's rubbish about your DD. I was 12 and started the day after I broke my leg.

Buttonmoons

SusanC wrote: »

It took me a while to work out that that was what it was as I didn't realise it wouldn't be in the middle at the end.

Oh well maybe that's not what I was poking! It felt like a nobule or something :rotfl:

money_maker_3

BOO !!!!!!!!!!!




How are all my lovely ladies ?? Had a quick read back and ((((((hugs)))))) to all who need them
Tara hope E is OK .. as you know I was 9 .. but from the conversation we had when you were over .. I know you had her well prepared and she really really will be fine xx

My baby boy had his MMR today ... seems to be OK, but he cried or nearly an hour after it until Chris gave him some sweeties !! Well seen I was at work !!

Hope you are all OK xx