MSE Parents Club Part 14

gill_81uk

Beenie - from what I remember it's 2 sizes. The smaller one is if you're under 35 and no kids. The bigger one is for over 35s and women who've had babies I'm not quite sure why 35 is the magic number lol

tarajayne

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

How great that you had had all the conversations early though - I knew what was happening but not because of anything my mother had told me. I was hideously embarrassed to tell her what had happened.

She thinks tampons are gross though! :rotfl:

tarajayne

I have cancelled my weekend away though, not leaving her in her 1st week of it.

tiamai_d

*sniggers*

Goodly Girl
Average Jane
Been at it loads
Popped a few
Popped a load
Baggy Couch
Cavernous expanse of foofdom

*sniggers more*

tiamai_d

BrunoM wrote: »

I think that's a question we're all asking, Tia... *suspicious look*

It has been quite an amusing read tonight but I am largely beyond shocking nowadays as long as you're all happy that's what matters!

Whatatatatataaaaa... pfaaaa... ahh....

I swear I am not some Road Map Of Ladies Vaginas. Honest!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good old Bruno :T

Becles

Giggling at all the cervix and rummaging talk. I think Bruno should join in and tell us how big his willy is :rotfl:

Charlotte always follows me into the toilet so she's seen what happens at that time of the month and has asked "when I'm a big girl, will my bum bleed?" :rotfl:

Hope your daughter can get sorted at school Tara. I started mine early but we didn't have school uniform in the juniors so I used to wear trousers or a cardy with a zipped pocket that I could keep a pad hidden in. Is that an option?

James was embarrassed at school. Apparantly he unfolded his his PE top at school and there was a little pair of pink knickers stuck on the back Some stuff was still damp when I took it off the line at the weekend so I finished them off in the tumble drier. They must have clung on then and I didn't notice.

tarajayne

Aww, poor James, bless him, but I was giggling, sorry.

BrunoM

Seeing as I am on the internet and fairly safe, clearly I am free to claim anything so whatever answer suits you pick that one :A

tarajayne

Oh how generous, they are not going to charge the worst off people interest on the tax they owe from the mistake the tax office made themselves.

Sarah_Joanne

I remember your rummaging Weezl! Funny.

I am also ne considering a mooncup. My mum has passed on a load of tampons though as she is no longer needing them so might wait for this and my own stock to deplete before I take the plunge.

Alfie has been a snot monster all day but had a mammoyth nap this afternoon, is sleeping now and not woken up so doing better than last night. Hopefully he will be ok again tomorrow.

Tara that's rubbish about your DD. I was 12 and started the day after I broke my leg.