MSE Parents Club Part 14

SusanC_2

Buttonmoons wrote: »

So whats the difference between a low lying cervix and one higher up? :rotfl:

It's soft and low when you are fertile and firm and high when you aren't.

bexta

Hmmm, I go have my tea and a bath and come back to a convo about cervix's (sp?) :rotfl:I think I'll leave mine be, though I was wondering about my mooncup and whether I'll be needing to 'size up' when dreaded af comes back.

Those toys slightly creeped me out.

SS, it might be morbid, but you're sensible to make a will. OH freaks out if I mention it, he thinks just because he's older that he'll go before me.

ladybirdintheuk

Evening all. I've been reading the biology lesson, but buzzing about doing other stuff too. I've still not got round to buying a mooncup. You are all making it sound very complicated!

SusanC_2

ladybirdintheuk wrote: »

Evening all. I've been reading the biology lesson, but buzzing about doing other stuff too. I've still not got round to buying a mooncup. You are all making it sound very complicated!

I think it was the finding of the cervix which was complicated.

SugarSpun

Buttonmoons wrote: »

Day 2 in the cervix house - Some spotting from pre period and discharge has a more pungent smell.

Day 5 - Discharge feels dry and grainy.....

Day 13 - Discharge is sticky and taken on a different hue.....must be ovulating

Plus also the pictures - I thought I was looking at a willy inside a vagina to begin with at it looked like it had a little eye.....

You're going to get the mucky knicker poster rushing out from under his bridge with his brown mac buttoned wrong.

bexta wrote: »

SS, it might be morbid, but you're sensible to make a will. OH freaks out if I mention it, he thinks just because he's older that he'll go before me.

Part of my reason for doing mine is to remind Husband that he needs to sort his out. I worry a little that if he doesn't his brother will attempt to claim back the stuff from his mother's estate which should go to Molly.

Boob is now soft and non-lumpy but still aches a bit like the pain after a leg cramp. I assume that's just residual tissue damage from the inflammation and hope it'll go away. Anyway, my chores are all done, my list edited and repopulated, my inane posts made and the only things left to do are empty out the pocket of Molly's bib so it doesn't end up full of rotten tuna _pale_ and brush my teeth!

Goodnight lovelies.

ladybirdintheuk

I think you are right Susan. I'm sure I would get the hang of it. Where do you buy them from? Mind you the mini pill seems to have stopped AF in her tracks for the moment, so maybe I won't waste my money just for the moment!

I keep instinctively counting how many words are in my posts. Stupid bingo website!

weezl74

SusanC wrote: »

I think it was the finding of the cervix which was complicated.

it very blimmin was. There i was 9 months PG with one leg on the edge of the bath and the other knee bent in a magnificent lunge. Burrowing around halfway up my arm. Cursing tia cos I couldn't get up from said embarrassing naked immensely rounded lunge.

ladybirdintheuk

Weezl, sorry but :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SugarSpun wrote: »

You're going to get the mucky knicker poster rushing out from under his bridge with his brown mac buttoned wrong.

:wave::wave:

Trip trap trip trap.

SugarSpun

weezl74 wrote: »

it very blimmin was. There i was 9 months PG with one leg on the edge of the bath and the other knee bent in a magnificent lunge. Burrowing around halfway up my arm. Cursing tia cos I couldn't get up from said embarrassing naked immensely rounded lunge.

*crying with laughter*

I might have done that too

aless02

weezl, my cervix was near impossible to find when I was heavily pregnant, but now it sits so incredibly low it's practically at the entrance! :eek:

ladybird - BUY ONE. You can get them online or in Boots. Once you try, you'll never go back to crappy tampons again. They are not complicated, just me prolly being stupid is all!