Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

Wol2

Will go to your thread tomoz Chev as just about to turn in.

In the meantime...for anyone who is a victim of "consumer fatigue".......this chap has a way with words...and some of the replies are hilarious

http://www.imherhusband.talktalk.net/letters%20homepage.html



I particularly like the Metoffice, Virgin Atlantic, and the Silverstone replies...:rotfl::rotfl:

Enjoy

xxxx

taxi73

You are coping so well at the moment and am glad piggies are getting better...baby steps are the best ones xxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Dropped off a load of M&S stuff at Oxfam today for my £5.00 cashback voucher....then found out I have to spend £35 to redeem said voucher :mad:.

That is shiite...

But at least you know for next time.

Wol2 wrote: »

Ebaying some stuff this weekend including 1dozen silk red roses from "The Git" from many years ago. About time I started getting rid of his reminders :T:T

Long past time...

Wol2 wrote: »

Too late...had them knocking on my door earlier this week....muttering about NeighbouR/tyre/nail/second time...shakes head in a manner akin to banned confused smiley

(INSERT .... BACKGROUND FOR PC'S VISIT -)
Huuuuhhhh (insert confused smiley)....I sometimes have had to replace two tyres within a month because of nails/screws etc picked up on the way to and from the environs :mad:...Wol wanders off muttering about wasting of taxpayers money by paranoid peepies) PC was very apologetic as I think he realised these compLAiners wre a bit gaga

Tell them to wear magnetic earrings.

They obviously have a screw loose, and those would stop them getting under their car and going into their tyres.

Simple really...

Numpty_Monkey

It could be worse

I could have cadged a lift of aunty Smashed
and you'd have an extra room to clear:eek:

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

It could be worse

I could have cadged a lift of aunty Smashed
and you'd have an extra room to clear:eek:

Nah..... - Bandit has offered to share his spacious accommodation with you :eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxx

beanielou

What are you like :rotfl:

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Tell them to wear magnetic earrings.

They obviously have a screw loose, and those would stop them getting under their car and going into their tyres.

Simple really...

Priceless comments Z :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:...and I admire your irrefutable logic

xxx

taxi73

Popping by to say Hi and hoping you're ok x

Karmacat

Hi Wol - you sound like you're doing better, a bit - tho counselling being a shock doesn't sound wonderful, even if it helps in the long term ....

Is ebay a free listing weekend this weekend? I have stuff I need to put on .....

Anyway, whatever you're doing, hope you're okay, especially in this wind - don't want the piggies getting blown away ....

Wol2

Karmacat wrote: »

Hi Wol - you sound like you're doing better, a bit - tho counselling being a shock doesn't sound wonderful, even if it helps in the long term ....

Is ebay a free listing weekend this weekend? I have stuff I need to put on .....

Anyway, whatever you're doing, hope you're okay, especially in this wind - don't want the piggies getting blown away ....

Hi KC

Don;t think it is free this weekend - but need to get stuff on a 3day auction so I can get it sent to arrive before 14th Feb :eek:

All ebay stuff is lined up in the dining room ready for photos and listing tomoz .......at least 10 items

Kitchen/Utiity/Lounge/Piggies/Piggie Palace are all CLEAN AND TIDY :T:T:T

Fourth load of washing on


so tomoz I have to

• photo and list ebay stuff
• clean car...inside and out and load up with stuff to declutter to charity shops next week
• do client work

anything else is a bonus...(ie tidy up study/paperwork and re-organise loft)

Baby steps......:cool:

xxxx