Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

Wol2

Ellidee wrote: »

Wol so glad you can see the funny side - I would still be :mad:

This will probably sound really 'off the wall' but have you ever thought of getting someone in to Feng Shui or 'cleanse' your house ?

Hope you get turned on very soon xx

Cheers El

I am considering it...but need to get a few things done first that I want to get done..which regardless of how it may impinge on feng shui expert.....well, if it works for me and all that :cool:

(said "things" mainly concerned with my current paranoid securing of any water supplies that could possily freeze, thence burst and give me "yet another escape of water" to deal with )


I think you know where I am coming from....;)

Hugs Hun...thanx for your continued support..itisi very much appreciated

xxx

Wol2

beanielou wrote: »

Words fail me TBH.

Beanie Hun...if your eloquent self is lost for words then OMG :eek::eek:.....I must be in serious schtuck :rotfl::rotfl:

BUT...I feel much better for knowing this Hun...honest :cool:

Hugs Hun
xxx

Wol2

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I don't know how you keep going with it all Wol- bloomin idiots !

Beeep beeep!! :rotfl::rotfl:

(Say no more... nudge ndge wink wink)

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Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

And if you see them again, then ram their spade where the sun don't shine.
..

Are you offering to volunteer Z.....(pretty please..:rotfl:).....I'll be your best friend

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Buffythedebtslayer

Wol, honestly that is the most mental thing I have heard for a while. MENTAL.

I hope you have complained, what a load of crap, leaving without putting the water back on? Its your job morons.

hi btw

and hugs xx

Wol2

GeorgeUK wrote: »

Wol, i'm not sure you've got the hang of this calamity free new year yet.

I guess you're pacing yourself, but try it - maybe for a whole week. You never know, you might enjoy it.

Have you written a letter of complaint yet? Might as well try to get some compensation out of them if you can. Who knows, it might stick and you start getting compensation from other sources too.

Now put that wine away. You're limit is 2 small glasses when things go wrong.
Hmmm, do you have enough bottles?

:rotfl::rotfl:...George you are spot on in everything :rotfl::rotfl:

No...clearly I haven't got the hang of it yet

So Pacing myself is a given (insert...banned..... confused smiley)


Letter of complaint follows tomoz (or when I am sober ) ..compensation is £20 (plus maybe another £20) if i word it right...but I want my plumber to get something for "setting me rght"......and acting..."above and beyond" the call of duty......


YES....he has impressed me.:)..and is a nice totty. :)

.......BUT HE IS TAKEN :(:(:(:(:(



Ahem....WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT MY LIMIT IS 2 SMALL GLASSES...

You young whippersnapper.......:rotfl::rotfl:...Damn, where is that waggin' finger smiley when you need him


I shall keep schtum now as I don;t wish to portray myself in a bad light :rotfl::o:D



xxx

Wol2

Nargleblast wrote: »

You know what, Wol? You are a plonker magnet.

Errrrmmm.........yep!? (insert confused smiley)

You attract the plonker variety of tradesman.

Eeerrrrmmmm....So tell me something I don;t already know :rotfl:


Time you followed Ellidee's suggestion and had a good feng shui session!

I agree :beer::beer:

On second thoughts .....you could go into business deliberately enticing away all the plonker tradespeople so that the rest of humanity can have a stress-free life.....now, how many grand a year could you charge for that?

Nargle my lovely...succinct as ever..that is a priceless suggestion :rotfl::rotfl:...I will give it due considertion :cool:

Hope you and chickie (is it now singular?) are both OK

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Nargleblast

I'm ok apart from the mother of all colds (thank goodness it's not pork flu), loads going on at work, plus a 4000 word assignment to submit by the end of the month! OH and DS both have the sniffles, but apart from all that all is hunky dory in Nargleland. Chickypoodle still laying eggs and quite content, but will be getting a new little friend in a couple of weeks - I'm going chicken hunting to boost the egg supply!

Wol2

Nargleblast wrote: »

I'm ok apart from the mother of all colds (thank goodness it's not pork flu), loads going on at work, plus a 4000 word assignment to submit by the end of the month! OH and DS both have the sniffles, but apart from all that all is hunky dory in Nargleland. Chickypoodle still laying eggs and quite content, but will be getting a new little friend in a couple of weeks - I'm going chicken hunting to boost the egg supply!

Aww bum...sorry about the sniffles...and glad it;s not pork flu....otherwise it could make things a tad dificult for you with two invalids..;)

Glad to hear chickie is geting a playmate

xxxx

Wol2

Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »

Wol, honestly that is the most mental thing I have heard for a while. MENTAL.

I hope you have complained, what a load of crap, leaving without putting the water back on? Its your job morons.

hi btw

and hugs xx

Hi Buffy :wave:

Quite right..the M word is permitted.....;)

Formal written complaint will happen later this week....eloquence takes time you know :cool:;)...but have already made preparations now over the "recorded for customer service" phone call. I DO believe the word "negligence" was mentioned...and being a professional consultant myself with (exhorbitant) Professional Indemnity Protecton ,.....I DON'T use that word lightly

Hgs Hun....hope you and your girlies are OK?

xxx