Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

Wol2

....I am pleased to announce that I have managed to "reverse-engineer" an oft-quoted "water into wine" event by offering prospective new plumber a bottle of wine to come and "turn me on" whilst quoting to "sort out my pipes"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


xxx

Ellidee

Wol so glad you can see the funny side - I would still be :mad:

This will probably sound really 'off the wall' but have you ever thought of getting someone in to Feng Shui or 'cleanse' your house ?

Hope you get turned on very soon xx

beanielou

Words fail me TBH.

boredofbeingathome

I don't know how you keep going with it all Wol- bloomin idiots !

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

I return at 13.45 to find they've finished the job, filled in the big hole they dug in the banks of the stream....... and b**gered orf...

AND LEFT ME WITH NO EFFING WATER :mad::mad:
(and no heating/hot water either)

Obviously in a hurry to get to their lunch, they have forgotten to turn the stopcock back on....not only that, the decorator was still here, and he confirmed they didn;t knock on the door to check it was back working before they left.

Rang South East Water and I may have to wait 24 hours for them to send someone out.....although the chappie assured me he was logging it as "no water supply" so it would get the highest priority


MUPPETS

I WANT TO SHOUT AT SOMEONE!!


and breathe...............

Complain...again...

And if you see them again, then ram their spade where the sun don't shine.

This is to indicate to others that they truly don't know their arrse from a hole in the ground...

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

I'm not sure my accountant is in to bondage Z :rotfl::rotfl:

They all are...
























:whistle: :rotfl:

GeorgeUK

Wol, i'm not sure you've got the hang of this calamity free new year yet.

I guess you're pacing yourself, but try it - maybe for a whole week. You never know, you might enjoy it.

Have you written a letter of complaint yet? Might as well try to get some compensation out of them if you can. Who knows, it might stick and you start getting compensation from other sources too.

Now put that wine away. You're limit is 2 small glasses when things go wrong.
Hmmm, do you have enough bottles?

Numpty_Monkey

GeorgeUK wrote: »

Wol, i'm not sure you've got the hang of this calamity free new year yet.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Wol2

taxi73 wrote: »

Poor WOL...I feel so sorry for you with everything that goes wrong..can't believe the idiots have left you with no water.

thank god the stream didn't burst as well...so glad for that..it must be awful worrying everytime it rains heavily.

well done on getting the accounts in.

hope Bandit is recovering and that other piggies are well xxxx

Aww thanx....and big hugs Taxi :grouphug::grouphug:

I have to admit to feeling a bit of a fraud in view of the mammoth events you are having to deal with....yet here you are, posting encouraging and supportive words on my diary. You IS :A

Thank you so much.........but whisht woman...me and piggies should really kick ourselves up the bums and be more active on your own diary to support you.......(Well maybe not Bandit in view of his stinky willy problems )

You are doing brilliantly..I know you are still "frustratingly" fatigued...but let's be honest.... who wouldn't be after all your trials and tribs...

You have done brilliantly in dealing with all the sh*te ....I know some days it may drag you down and you may feel you;re not coping at all...BUT... lovely lady..rest assured you are doing brill...and you WILL get there

Mahoosive hugs
xxx

PS Big holiday is next year...little holiday this year could be chez Wol if you fancy? (now water is reconnected :rotfl::rotfl:)

PPS. Bandit is going back to nice Spansh vet next week....."for further investigation" :eek::eek:......(that eek is not for Bandit..it's for my bank balance :rotfl:)

xxx

Nargleblast

You know what, Wol? You are a plonker magnet. You attract the plonker variety of tradesman. Time you followed Ellidee's suggestion and had a good feng shui session!

On second thoughts .....you could go into business deliberately enticing away all the plonker tradespeople so that the rest of humanity can have a stress-free life.....now, how many grand a year could you charge for that?