Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

Wol2

Ellidee wrote: »

And here's me thinking you were re-enacting a scene from ' When Harry met Sally'

Maybe a working downstairs loo does that for you ?

Oooooh it certainly does El :rotfl:

When the bathroom ceiling fell down in November it put the loo out of action because there was a danger more ceiling would fall down while you were sitting on it :eek:
Then at the same time the downstairs loo stopped working (owing to the vagaries of variflush valve being incompatible with a disinfectant loo block - insert confused smiley - but I didn;t find out til I got the instructions with the new part earlier this week - After all there was no "unearthly" reason why those careful and diligent builders Dodget and Bodget should have left me the instructions when they installed the damn toilet after the flood was there? :whistle::whistle::whistle:)

.....and to add insult to injury - in late December, the pipes froze overnight in the en suite and for one day, despite the plethora of sanitary ware..... I didn;t have a single working toilet in the house :mad:..and I had builders in :eek:...

Thankfully that problem is now rectified....and I now have all of them back in commission :j:j

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ZTD

Ellidee wrote: »

And here's me thinking you were re-enacting a scene from ' When Harry met Sally'

Maybe a working downstairs loo does that for you ?

Three bogs - one person - how much more important do you want?

Ellidee

Wol you poor love :grouphug:

Hope you are flushed with success from now on. :kisses3:

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Three bogs - one person - how much more important do you want?

Hah! Oh ye of short memory. It's a good thing I am a careful cook when I entertain for a full house.....otherwise you might have been thanking the Gods there are that many

Brownie Guides motto is Be Prepared after all

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Wol2

Ellidee wrote: »

Wol you poor love :grouphug:

Hope you are flushed with success from now on. :kisses3:

See Z...us girlies understand...it's alright for you blokes who can pee out of a window :rotfl::rotfl:

Wol2

And before you say anything...NO Z NO!!! Squatting in the bath is NOT an option :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

And before you say anything...NO Z NO!!! Squatting in the bath is NOT an option :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I was thinking more of people playing Pooh sticks on your bridge...

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Brownie Guides motto is Be Prepared after all

And it's the Brownies you have to be careful of...

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

And it's the Brownies you have to be careful of...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Too true...I still have to "tune" the flush volumes...but didn;t want to chance my luck and inadvertantly "kink the cable"..... so have left that job for another day.

The main thing is it works...:j.....and this is great for my peace of mind. I am having a "flood soiree" next friday for my nearest neighbours. This means my elderly neighbour will be able to "partake of the facilities" without resorting to climbing the stairs (and falling down them :eek:...)..and therefore I will be protected from another heart attack (as happened last thursday )

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PS ...I know he wants a snog but quite frankly this is surely an unacceptable (and rather risky) way of trying to obtain the kiss of life :rotfl:?

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

I was thinking more of people playing Pooh sticks on your bridge...

There are laws against that now you know :rotfl::rotfl:


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