Wols Riverbank Tales Pt 4: Restitution & Renaissance

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Doesn't matter. Direction is all.

:kisses3:

Talk to your insurers. As them what the delay is. They will then ask the builders what the delay is. The builders will then turn up and claim: "What delay?"

Have threatened this morning...seems to have resulted in action...visit by foreman booked for monday to "identify appropriate trades necessary" to resolve my two problems of
a) the (rather puke-inducing) pink "coving plaster adhesive" despoiling my pre-existing lovely "white grouted" bathroom tiles and
b) the sudden appearance over Christmas of the "giant hamster love nest" in the loft (errm, don;t ask Z........:rotfl:)

And get your 2010-2011 tax return in just after the end of the financial year so you're not putting yourself under such pressure.

Acountnat needs at least two weeks..otherwise he charges me double for a rush job ....

No. Take care of yourself. Sooner.

Am trying (yes very :rotfl::rotfl:)

Surely the ground will be too loose to have much surface water flowing? We have snow right now.

:eek::eek: Snow...what snow....we have incessant rain AND FLOODS....oh I gettit...we are south of the cold/warm front intersection...you [STRIKE]lot[/STRIKE] tough northerners are getting it all as [STRIKE]Cat A drugs[/STRIKE] snow...well I suppose that's a valid reason to explain your complete misconception :rotfl::rotfl:

:grouphug:



Post when you have news, not when the good news balances the bad using a 31 day binomial smoothing regression. It will even out over time.



No, none of that stuff. It is not helpful.



:kisses3:

Hi Hun

As ever ...got me laughing with the innuendo :eek::rotfl:

Hope you had a good New Year.....will give you a bell over the weekend

xxx

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

I didn't start it. :A

I was only asking a very serious question. After all, the only pleasure I can think of with such things is an indulgence with Mr Whippy...

:eek::eek::eek:....Wol snorts her wine so badly she is thinking about a 999 "resuscitation" call :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxx

ZTD

I'm going to teach you how to use quotes and markup, even if it does need a lot of visits from Mr Whippy... :cool:

Wol2 wrote: »

b) the sudden appearance over Christmas of the "giant hamster love nest" in the loft (errm, don;t ask Z........)

My curiousity is piqued by the appearence of the giant hamsters. Get them breeding and you may have a new side-line.

Wol2 wrote: »

ZTD wrote:

And get your 2010-2011 tax return in just after the end of the financial year so you're not putting yourself under such pressure.

Acountnat needs at least two weeks..otherwise he charges me double for a rush job ....

I was thinking 2010-2011 tax return in by say...July...2011... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Wol2 wrote: »

Am trying (yes very )

Indeed!

Wol2 wrote: »

Snow...what snow....we have incessant rain AND FLOODS....oh I gettit...we are south of the cold/warm front intersection...you lot tough northerners are getting it all as Cat A drugs snow...well I suppose that's a valid reason to explain your complete misconception

Well if the cold air is headed your way, you'll have fun on the roads. The road outside of my place of work is now no longer gritted due to cutbacks. With whinging traction control, and farting brakes, the whole car was like a mobile disco on that road...

And nearly fell over outside my house...

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:....Wol snorts her wine so badly she is thinking about a 999 "resuscitation" call :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

xxx

You're getting your drink muxed up again. Drink wine, snort coke.

Simples...

Wol2

Well she would do if she thought there was any chance of [STRIKE]an ambulance[/STRIKE] a hen's tooth turning up...:rotfl::rotfl:

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

You're getting your drink muxed up again. Drink wine, snort coke.

Simples...

I thought I was going wrong somwhere :rotfl::rotfl:

xxx

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

I'm going to teach you how to use quotes and markup, even if it does need a lot of visits from Mr Whippy... :cool:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

My curiousity is piqued by the appearence of the giant hamsters. Get them breeding and you may have a new side-line.

errrrmmm......don;t ask Z


I was thinking 2010-2011 tax return in by say...July...2011... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


What :eek::eek:..please remember who you;re dealing with (i.e. give me SOME credit :rotfl::rotfl:)

This is the preious 2009/2010 tax return..orignally due 31st october for self assessment and last ever possible sell by date for submission by an accountant (otherwise transported to Australia as a bankrupt owing to accountants rip off lat minute fees and HMRC's rip off last minute interest...need i say anymore? ) is 31st Jan.



Well if the cold air is headed your way, you'll have fun on the roads. The road outside of my place of work is now no longer gritted due to cutbacks. With whinging traction control, and farting brakes, the whole car was like a mobile disco on that road...

And nearly fell over outside my house...

Oi Matey...you take care of yourself now. :grouphug::grouphug:

Can;t believe you are back in Arctic climes :eek:

Guess I'll delay any travel 'oop north' for a bit

xxxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Can;t believe you are back in Arctic climes :eek:

Guess I'll delay any travel 'oop north' for a bit

xxxx

Yes, that would probably be wise - or at least check the gritting plans.

Our resident southerner took one look out of the window at work round about lunch time, saw that it may possibly start to lie, and said "Gotta go and see the wife!" and left.

We spent the afternoon making sure his sonic boom hadn't dislodged anything...

Wol2

Oh for heavens sake....

I have spent ages tonight chatting up the Environment Agency person currently repsonsible for issuing flood warnings. It's been a bit "tight" for us this last 24 hours and they pronounced a further incessant rainfall expected from 9pm (which by my calcullation should have sent the stream "our of bank" by about 11pm tonight )

So here we are at nearly 1.30.....and NOT A SINGLE DROP from 9pm onwards :mad:

Hey ho, at least I' not flooded....but bang goes MY crediility (and £20 owing to my rather rash bet with the EA person earlier this evening :o)..And let's just remember.....he can blame his defunct data on the Met office


sigh......Tomorrow is another day :beer:

xxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Hey ho, at least I' not flooded....but bang goes MY crediility (and £20 owing to my rather rash bet with the EA person earlier this evening :o)..And let's just remember.....he can blame his defunct data on the Met office

Never trust anything emitting or not emitting from the Met Office.

Just for this week: On Sunday, it was going to snow on Tuesday,on Tuesday it was going to snow on Thursday, on Thursday, it wasn't going to snow at all. Suddenly Thursday night, it was going to snow on friday.

It has the predictive abilitity of looking out of the window...