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Have invited ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend round to dinner!?!
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the anticipation is killing me...can we expect hourly updates?0
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She's due at 7.15 ish or 15 mins and the grand menu is:
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fancy & assorted olives from the deli counter, served with sied of ciabatta, treacle & olive oil a la Nix143[
Main - Haddock chowder with garlic bread (pushed the boat out with proper whopping prawns too
. Have decided that the unfortunate incident of milk boiling over can be sorted with furious whisking and libral application of parsley:D
Pud is a pannacotta style dessert I read on the side of an M&S pineapple, mango & passion fruit juice carton
I have 3 types of vodka and a gin in the freezer; tonic water, bitter lemon, ginger beer, cranberry, pineapple, orange and grapefruit juices, fizzy water in the fridge.
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Is it just her then, not her and the ex?0
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Am waiting with baited breath...........0
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If she's going home to your ex at the end of the evening why not start with French onion soup (lots of onions) followed by chicken kiev (lots of garlic) and finish off with a really good, strong gorgonzola and crackers. Lovely jubbly. He'll smell her coming back a mile away :rotfl:It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.:kisses3:0
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Over 2 hours....do you think London Diva is burying the body under the patio right about now?:rotfl:Post Natal Depression is the worst part of giving birth:p
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Oooh it HAS all gone a bit quiet, hasn't it?:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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Maybe London Diva & the new girlfriend have found common ground over the chilled vodka & are together burying the ex's body under the patio?:rotfl:
I really want to go to bed...hope we get an update soon! (although I guess it depends how deep they dig & if the patio is cemented in position:D)Post Natal Depression is the worst part of giving birth:p
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After three types of vodka and gin the pair of them are probably swapping embarassing stories about him whilst cackling on the settee!Sealed Pot Challenge #8 £341.90
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