UPDATED *its done!*Our buyer wants to bury their dead dog in our garden

Callie22

I really hope that their next purchase goes through ... Horrible vision of them exhuming the dog a few more times whilst they make their minds up. Still, at least the clingfilm will keep it all together (sort of).

cymruamb

Thank you


Need I say any more?:beer:

lavandergirl_2

. After all the inconvenience they made, they are very ungrateful.

henpecked1

If it were wind up I would still have a buyer for the house, the garden would have a pond and we would be looking forward to our new purchase.

OH when she came home last night reckoned that the Jones' were trying to enter the spirit of this thread and wind me up like I did to them (they seemed a bit like that). She did not believe the dog was wrapped in clingfilm until I had to show her the three empty family sized long boxes of clingfilm sticking out of the recycling bin.
She knows I don't go in kinky stuff and wouldnt therefore buy the clingfilm for myself.

The reason I had my Cheese on Toast as I had deferred lunch when they were supposed to be coming round after midday. I got so hungry by mid afternoon, I had to eat as I get the shakes.

I did forget to mention in the war and peace that the Jones's were taking the dog to the vets to be cremated last night so they wont be reburying the dog but instead it will finally go where it should have gone in the first place.

So a message to the Jones's who will no doubt read this - thank you for wasting my time in these last weeks. You have left my garden in a right state and I will be speaking to my solicitor tomorrow. You could have offered to restore the garden to a clearer state than was left and not left it as pigs would have done after an or gy in a mudbath.

The moral in this saga is that you can often be too helpful and taken advantage of. Beware when you are selling. Stick to offering to leave the curtains or dildo rail.

clutton_2

""how on earth could you make cheese on toast for your dinner""

he needed sustenance to face "her indoors again" with regard to the dirty shag-pile !!



i do so hope my next home has a "dildo rail" !!!!

henpecked1

actually, I did find some use from yesterday. Cillit bang really is marvellous for cleaning the peg bag

Badger_Lady

henpecked1 wrote: »

Stick to offering to leave the... dildo rail.

:rotfl:

Thought you said you weren't into kinky stuff!

Googlewhacker

If this is true then OP leave it with these people, don't take it any further because you won't get anywhere bar stress and anxiety.

Whilst I found this thread funny surely you must see their side of things?

Errata

"you know Marian .............. feels sorry your little story is going to end"

But not half as sorry as we are :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Triker

Actually Henpecked I think you're well rid of the Jones family who appear ignorant, rude, selfish and obnoxious.

I truly hope you get some recompense for the disruption, destruction and distress this bunch of morons have caused yourself and your family.

Good luck.