UPDATED *its done!*Our buyer wants to bury their dead dog in our garden

blue_monkey_2

We want pictures!! The dog is in the shed so you really have no excuse now as they have all gone home.

If you cannot produce pictures then you are lying....!! Plus we want pictures of the empty pond.

I am off to bed now and will pop in and see the pics tomorrow morning. If they exist of course.... but most of us know they don't.

nettttie

can we re-name the thread

"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night!"


...and OP just ask the wife in future or if you're going to ask forum advice at least take it!! :o but head shakes aside sorry you've had such a [STRIKE]carp[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]koi[/STRIKE] rubbish evening :rotfl:

henpecked1

look, what can i say the dog didnt fit!

I will try and take a pic in the am of the pond or what was the pond. though you cant see much as it looks like a pile of rubble and what was the pond liner torn to shreads.

jazabelle

Is that supposed to be the pond? How would a dog not fit in there?

Paul_the_Painter

If this was put forward as a plot for a sitcom episode it would be rejected as too outlandish!!

Classic

Charis

henpecked1 wrote: »

i didnt really look. all i saw was the fur poking out the top of the boot and ironically a tesco bag for life over its head.

Post number 21 holds the clue. It's a shaggy dog story.

poet123

henpecked1 wrote: »

look, what can i say the dog didnt fit!

I will try and take a pic in the am of the pond or what was the pond. though you cant see much as it looks like a pile of rubble and what was the pond liner torn to shreads.

Busted.......the Terracotta Warriors would fit in there, never mind an Irish Wolfhound:rotfl::rotfl:

chewmylegoff

jazabelle wrote: »

Is that supposed to be the pond? How would a dog not fit in there?

here are the remains of its last meal. now do you understand?

exgreatdaneowner

I would just like to thank Henpecked for all his help,my blooming wife and daughter want this damn dog buried in the garden of a house we might not buy,but hey ho,

If you know anyone that wants some carp, or a great dane as a garden ornament let me know,

once again thanks henpecker
p.s if anyone knows how to get through 8 inches of concrete please let me know

Errata

My niece has just rung me. She works at an estate agents and has just had an irate buyer on the phone. They are withdrawing their offer on 22 Acacia Avenue because the overnight rain has caused half the garden to subside !
Instead of a beautiful garden and fish pond, which is what they found most attractive about the property, the garden is now mostly a very large hole.
They are hysterical anyway because their dog has been missing all night.