What to do if someone jumps onto your bonnet?

man_of_faith

Similar thing happened on my estate. Kids would get on back of vans lorries and big cars. Told to get off. I was drivin to the pub when two of the jumped on me spare wheel at the back - it were a jeep. I told em to clear off and get off they swore summint rollten at me told to clear out so I put me foot down and they really cked em selves, started sceamin and crying so i slammed me brakeds on they got off a bit shgaken. After that when ever i saw um id shout fancy a lift. never didtheough did they.

fantasia322

Sandrock wrote: »

Live in a better area!!!

The worst we might get here is the village cricket team raising their voices slightly after one too many local ales.

You are lucky but not everyone had the chance to live so rurally

anewman

mikey72 wrote: »

To be fair as well if you were my neighbour I'd report you for attempted muder.

If you wanted to fight him I'd hold your coat, and keep his mates off, if you want to kill him with a car because he bent your bonnet you deserve to go down for it.

Yeah at least let them live with their kicked in head so that they learn not to mess with other people's property again, and hopefully tell their spawn to do similar.

ukjoel

mikey72 wrote: »

To be fair as well if you were my neighbour I'd report you for attempted muder.

If you wanted to fight him I'd hold your coat, and keep his mates off, if you want to kill him with a car because he bent your bonnet you deserve to go down for it.

I wasnt planning to kill. Snap a few femurs and end any aspirations they had to be professional footballers yes.

C_Mababejive

If i saw a yob doing it to my car,i would pick up a large object and beat him to death with it.

mikey72

C_Mababejive wrote: »

If i saw a yob doing it to my car,i would pick up a large object and beat him to death with it.

What would the other yobs be doing?

anewman

mikey72 wrote: »

What would the other yobs be doing?

Legging it when the one guys floored and your chasing after them with the axe - I doubt the car will stay in good condition later though unless it is moved

cardinalbiggles

fantasia322 wrote: »

You are lucky but not everyone had the chance to live so rurally

I live rurally as well but up here in Scotland where we dont tend to play that poncy game ;-)

2 weekends ago the local "hooligans" quietly pushed my wing mirrors in and pulled the neighbours windscreen wipers off the windscreen of his car then ran off. To be honest thats the worst in 4 years here so I cant complain, have to hand it to the little torags as well for at least not damaging anyones cars to get their kicks!

Lum

C_Mababejive wrote: »

If i saw a yob doing it to my car,i would pick up a large object and beat him to death with it.

Would you beat them to death with your keyboard?

C_Mababejive

mikey72 wrote: »

What would the other yobs be doing?

As you may be suggesting,they might well be beating me...but better to fight than die as a coward.

If you cant live in peace in your own home,then you might as well be dead anyway IMHO.