NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

Nargleblast

handyman123 wrote: »

Catch you later, I have to go and train the Fig Tree now, Sit! Stand! Rustle your leaves. If you sit for me I'll give you some fertiliser pellets.

Handy's getting as daft as Lady H.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

If it's good enough for the Prince of Wales then it's good enough for the likes of Handy!

Numpty_Monkey

Ames wrote: »

Wow, big thunderstorm here.

I know :eek:
it knocked my interwebby wobbly :mad:

Erme

Handy I learnt some wisdom from 4 year old TC on facebook (well his ma )...who just ate 6 plums all at once

I be weeing really bad from my bottom and it smells BAD


So man stay away from the plum crumble:)

Anyhow no nap today (should have one in the afternoon according to A+E doc) and A+E clinic went well....

MY THIGH IS PINK AGAIN :j

....and I can shower and bath again...(in fact got told to come home and have a bath NOT shower and get the 'gunk' - i.e. scab -off)

Just sore now...but if I am going to be crazy with a cheap iron then what do I expect????

So yeah...that's mega good news.... Just been so nuts I think I've passed some onto Handy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: ...I told ya ya hormones needed treating with custard doughnuts handy... LOL

Now onto the matter of getting high on things...

*Lemonade anyone? (got banned from the Uni tory party for that)
*Orange Squash
*Orange juice

actually there's not a lot of difference for me between no sugar saver orange squash (it's cheaper than blackcurrant) and like valium but hey ho...Makes me feel human again I'm a cheap script these days (anti psychotics that have been around since the 50's; penicillin and cake )...

Blessings...No ebay tonight....tired...

E

Numpty_Monkey

This is not a proud admission
I used to drink full sugar pop, in fact quite alot mainly cola
The work the Dental student did on me was enough to put her through her exams
and pictures of my teeth are in dental text books
What a claim to fame:o

And know I don't like the taste of full sugar pop, I prefer the diet stuff
but that was due to losing 5 stone
but I have put back on a bit of wieght since the days I was 10.5 stone:o

Numpty_Monkey

here's a post that might make yopu giggle #1

I was going to post it before the interwebby stuff

Nargleblast

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

here's a post that might make yopu giggle #1

I was going to post it before the interwebby stuff

:rotfl::rotfl:

Fizzy drinks - I tend to buy cheap lemonade to go with no sugar cordials, but we tend to drink water with meals most of the time. And things like cola drinks are a very rare thing in our house, since I found out they make excellent cheap toilet cleaner.

Numpty_Monkey

The cheap cola is bettter at cleaning bogs:p

handyman123_2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

This is not a proud admission
I used to drink full sugar pop, in fact quite alot mainly cola
The work the Dental student did on me was enough to put her through her exams
and pictures of my teeth are in dental text books
What a claim to fame:o

And know I don't like the taste of full sugar pop, I prefer the diet stuff
but that was due to losing 5 stone
but I have put back on a bit of wieght since the days I was 10.5 stone:o

Hi Numpty, If someone wants to find you your Photo is a a book on dentistry. (Numpty did you model for a smiley)

If you lost 5 stones and your 10.5 stones, does that mean you were only 5 stones when I saw you @ a month ago. Lay off the lager and go onto Scrump, you've seen what its done for handy.:rotfl::rotfl:

Seriously if I had my time over I think I would like to be a dentist. The ones round here are Mega Rich. The only dentist can afford have 1 Pole,
1 German and 1 Rumanian Dentist. The firm they work for allows them 20 minutes per session. Its like a production line. Don't get me wrong they are good. But in order to work at speed they overdose you on Lignocaine in order to start work on you straight away. Last time I went one gave me so much he said you might have difficulty in swallowing. I nearly choked. It took 24 hours to regain feeling in my face.

3Dogs when you read this don't let Mr 3Dogs see the post.
How is he by the way? Hope he's getting better.

Cheers all, back later.

Numpty_Monkey

Maths ain't your strong point:p
I used tobe 15.5 stones and you've seen how little I am:D
I used to look like a bubble:o

The pics are in the books:( shame I didn't sign a royalty thingy:(

Numpty_Monkey