Advice needed - falsely accused of sexual harrasment

Oopsadaisy

Well officer, there I was in the kitchen, cleaning my nails with the big sharp knife....when suddenly my wife accidentally ran onto the end of the knife...........................backwards...............................37 times.

lindos90

The link below happened over a year ago, so is not likely to be the OP, but shows that it does happen..

http://www.themissinglist.co.uk/police-appeal/woman-%E2%80%98touched-inappropriately-on-train-cctv-issued-birmingham-new-street

...but then again, trolls happen too!

Enfieldian

This is like the plot of an episode of "Some Mothers Do Have Them"

Did the Police, allegedly having had to wake you up to arrest you, not realise that you were not responsible for your actions because you were asleep?

Why, as mentioned by another poster, do you keep referring to it as "Sexual Harassment" when the charge would be "Indecent Assault"?

Why is a "Public Prosecutor" assisting you as opposed to a Solicitor? Do we even have Public Prosecutors in the UK?

Do you watch too much late night USA crime TV?

jimbms

The other thing that doesnt makes sense is how did he even manage to get a seat on a train let alone sleep.

Coopdivi

Without a doubt this is MSE thread of the month.

The question is though what is the OP's usual user name? My money's on Sandy who curiously enough hasn't contributed to this thread...

Freddie_Snowbits

I think we could merge this thread with the Underwear Exchange thread(https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/2522725) and start a new Bored, the I get my Kicks from ...

No, Freddie has gone toooooo far

Konamb212

jimbms wrote: »

Good job he wasn't on a Ryanair flight or he would have been charged extra for inflight entertainment

Like it :beer::T:T:T:T

Proc

My only advice to the OP would be to not be so open about your religion.

Members of the church don't have the best track record when it comes to sexual offences...

michaelvintner

jimbms wrote: »

The other thing that doesnt makes sense is how did he even manage to get a seat on a train let alone sleep.

I got a seat on a train once. Good many years ago now. It was a very strange experience.

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

Has anyone emailed Crimestoppers to tell them that the guy they are looking for from last year is posting on an internet forum, so they can track him down from his IP address?