BOB'S CUNNING PLAN 2- 'Cos the other one failed and i blame Baldrick

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

just be careful when you mention rod and t.v ariels

LOL:eek::rotfl:

I had to get dad and her in the story and Emu has gone all modern sending text pictures to her as well of him doing naughty things..!!!! that sounds pervy doesn't it?:rotfl:

But it isn't honest:rotfl:

elantan

i think i want to read it ... in english as well if you dont mind lol ... sounds like it could be good though ... what age?

elantan

loosing connection on eurostar and getting frozen when the snow was about ... having to get saved by the emergency services ... then getting a signal and letting everyone know they were safe?... type thing?

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

i think i want to read it ... in english as well if you dont mind lol ... sounds like it could be good though ... what age?

She is 13 and autistic.

So far i have Emu getting bored on the train and watching a boy throw things onto a woman's hair.
He sneaks up behind the boy and puts a huge spider on his head.
The boy starts screeching, jumping up and down and then wakes the woman up- she gets mad at him and then pulls off a wig and that's when Emu takes the picture to send to her.:rotfl:

She then texts him back- so i get conversational French in.

Edit to say that it is based on the naughtiness of EMU and some of the story will need working on- no offence intended to anyone( i just read Taxi's diary). I am just playing up elements of character etc to encourage her talking and communication skills.She uses EMU to talk to people when she doesn't want to.

taxi73

Glad DD is home recovering.

The story sounds good and very imaginative.

elantan

Deff sounds good.... And your using things she associates with ... See you are bwoody amazing mrs

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

Deff sounds good.... And your using things she associates with ... See you are bwoody amazing mrs

Lol- i am getting my friend to check things for me- so when it is sorted i will put up the story minus- personal details for you I hope she enjoys it- i want to make it into a little project for the next couple of days until term finishes. Just a bit of fun, n'est pas?

At some point i have to get the Simpson's in as well- i think Bart will add a new dimension to it all:eek::rotfl:

redsquirrel80

Story sounds 'formidable' Bob!

pepe2008

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Lol- i am getting my friend to check things for me- so when it is sorted i will put up the story minus- personal details for you I hope she enjoys it- i want to make it into a little project for the next couple of days until term finishes. Just a bit of fun, n'est pas?

At some point i have to get the Simpson's in as well- i think Bart will add a new dimension to it all:eek::rotfl:

'N'ont pas une Vache, Man!' ( 'scuse me if its wrong) could be said to the Woman after she does her nut about having her wig whipped off.:D....by Bart, of course.

...that may be 'I haven't got a cow' as opposed to 'don't have a cow'.....I dont know. Hope yougot your e-mail. x

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

'N'ont pas une Vache, Man!' ( 'scuse me if its wrong) could be said to the Woman after she does her nut about having her wig whipped off.:D....by Bart, of course.

...that may be 'I haven't got a cow' as opposed to 'don't have a cow'.....I dont know. Hope yougot your e-mail. x

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: That tickled me Pepe Yes i did get my email- i have a few goodies to send back to you. I will get around to doing things now i have more time.
End of term meal today and wine and choccies- all good:beer:

My French is a bit bad TBH, but i am getting there.