BOB'S CUNNING PLAN 2- 'Cos the other one failed and i blame Baldrick

Wol2

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

One day Emu woke up and decided he would take a trip to France.

He packed his suitcase, and put on his sunglasses. He left the Pink Windmill and caught the train near his friend BOB's house in Place. He got off at London and hopped on the Eurostar.

He was a bit bored at this point- so he decided to cause some mischief.

He saw a little boy who was throwing things on to the hair of a sleeping lady.

STOPppp!! At this point you;ve lost me lady :rotfl::rotfl:

Emu chuckled to himself and reached inside his bag and pulled out a large matchbox.

Inside the match box was a huge spider...

Emu tiptoed behind the boy- and put it on his head.

Then he scuttled quickly back to his seat laughing to himself as the boy began screaming and grabbing at his hair.

At this point the old lady woke up- and started shouting too!

Emu smiled- Job done he said to himself. Pulling out his mobile he sent a picture of the little boy with the big spider on his head to his friend BOB in Place.

Then he saw something even funnier- the lady who had been sleeping, pulled off her hair. It was a wig!! She shook all of the things onto the little boy as well.

What a good day for mischief thought Emu to himself. He sent that picture to BOB as well.

BOB was laughing at the pictures and showed her dad." He is being a naughty Emu!" she said to dad. Dad nodded his head and rolled his eyes in agreement.

BOB replied to EMU.

What time will you get to Paris?

Emu sent a text to BOB- saying, i should be there at 5pm our time.

BOB replied- more time for mischief then?

Emu said- Oh yes, plenty of time for mischief and put a smiley face at the end of his text..



English version with room for further adventures..i think i should add Herge here.:rotfl:

Well I'm sure I'll refrain comment about por Emu's mental health pROblems :rotfl::rotfl:

BRING BACK SNOWY THE DOG!!!

Hugs Hun

XXX

boredofbeingathome

shaun40400 wrote: »

was going to write a reply to the above article,but its all double Dutch,,,,,,, so :p:p:p:p
sxx

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There's no need to reply Shaun- El asked to see it, so i have put it up. :rotfl:

I am sure i can find a dutchman to make it single dutch for you:p:p:p:p:p:rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Wol2 wrote: »

Well I'm sure I'll refrain comment about por Emu's mental health pROblems :rotfl::rotfl:

BRING BACK SNOWY THE DOG!!!

Hugs Hun

XXX

He is a naughty little Emu and i love TIN TIN:j:D

I also like Asterix;) I may hunt some of those out for over summer:D:rotfl: Would that be too cruel to give her that for homework?:D

elantan

I think it's ideal for your audience ... Personal a bit cheeky funny and not hard to grasp .... think it gives basic French so not too hard either but still hard enough to not make it a doddle ..... When u doing it ?

pepe2008

Goedemorgen ( that was for Shaun ).......maybe it should be Goedemorgen, goedemorgen though?

Today I shal mostly be gardening for a freind, at a Garden Party and then at a Beer Festival.........then falling over:beer:

boredofbeingathome

elantan wrote: »

I think it's ideal for your audience ... Personal a bit cheeky funny and not hard to grasp .... think it gives basic French so not too hard either but still hard enough to not make it a doddle ..... When u doing it ?

Next week- will be trying out it:D

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Goedemorgen ( that was for Shaun ).......maybe it should be Goedemorgen, goedemorgen though?

Today I shal mostly be gardening for a freind, at a Garden Party and then at a Beer Festival.........then falling over:beer:

Would that be- falling over after exerting yourself gardening?:p

You do lead a busy life- totally jealous:cool: Enjoy yourself:beer::beer::D

pepe2008

falling over from drinking

...not forgetting that drink is urine for the last leper in hell!!!

boredofbeingathome

Or one of those weird American actresses who like to drink their own urine- therefore making them a leper..:eek::rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Jeez- talk about things going t*ts up this evening.

Had a bloomin' stressful week with one thing and another and i was trying to keep calm.

Mother in law rings up and starts banging on about the wedding anniversary- what are we doing for it? Why aren't we doing anything? Blah- blah -blah and it's not good enough that nothing is organized !!!!!!. Like she has ever made an effort to be a part of our lives, other than to give the Royal summons to come and genuflect in her direction.

Mr.B being the coward that he is didn't tell her anything:o said we haven't decided ( which in a way is true)

But boy is it a wake up call for him and me. :oYet, again i find that there are so many unresolved things that float to the surface. I really should stop focusing on all these negatives and live in a more positive manner.

Ok- i know he won't change his reactions to things. I accept that now. I can change my reactions to things and situations. I am starting to come out of it all the other side. I think, in fact i know he can't deal with things or for that matter me being positive and wanting to change. I accept that we all make decisions that lead us to the place we are in now. It was my conscious decision not to rely on credit and i forced him to make choices re financial things. He didn't come to it of his own accord, and he resents me badly for it. I am accused of hoarding money ( err duh!) I earn less than him, and yet i pay for all the essentials and i am bloody well ensuring DD2 has a start at Uni education that will help her out. The money isn't a hoard, it's a safeguard. I think he expected me to tuff it up for a holiday for the anniversary and a party- as far as i am concerned he can whistle Dixie.

So i am leaving him to sulk as he is doing now. Instead of facing up to his mother and the situation.

So onwards and upwards from now on.

Turnip lobbing in my direction if you see me waver- cos bloody hell- NO MORE!! It is my life and i have a right to it- i am no ones flaming lacky, i won't be screwed over by him, his !!!!!! family, or anyone else:mad::mad::mad:

and- breathe