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BOB'S CUNNING PLAN 2- 'Cos the other one failed and i blame Baldrick
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Un jour, Emu se reveilla et decida qu'il irait faire un tour en France/decida d'aller faire un tour en France.
Il fit sa valise et mit ses lunettes de soleil. Il quitta le Moulin Rose et attrapa le train pres de la maison de son amie BOB, a Place. Il descendit a Londres et grimpa dans l'Eurostar.
Il s'ennuyait un peu a ce moment-la - alors il decida de jouer de bons tours.
Il vit un petit garcon qui jetait des choses sur les cheveux d'une dame endormie.
Emu rit sous cape, fouilla dans son sac et en retira une grande boite d'allumettes.
A l'interieur de la boite se trouvait une enorme araignee...
Sur la pointe des pieds, il alla derriere le garcon- et mit l'araignee sur sa tete.
Il fila a son siege en riant doucement comme le garcon commencait a crier et a se tirer les cheveux.
A ce moment-la, la vieille dame se reveilla- et commenca a crier elle aussi!
Emu sourit- Bon travail se dit-il. Il prit son portable et envoya a son amie BOB une photo du petit garcon avec la grosse araignee sur la tete.
Mais alors il vit quelque chose de plus drole encore- La dame qui avait dormi retirait ses cheveux. Il s'agissait d'une perruque!! Elle secoua toutes les choses sur le petit garcon.
Quelle bonne journee pour les bons tours, pensa Emu. Il envoya aussi cette photo a BOB.
BOB rit en voyant ces photos et elle les montra a son papa. "Quel coquin d'Emu!" dit-elle a papa. Papa hocha la tete et roula les yeux en signe d'acquiescement.
BOB repondit a Emu:
A quelle heure arrives-tu a Paris?
Emu texta a BOB: je devrais etre la bas a 17 heures de chez nous.
BOB repondit: du temps pour d'autres bons tours alors?
Emu dit: Oh oui, plein de temps pour les bons tours, et il finit son texte par une emoticone souriante.
There you go- no accents unfortunately i couldn't find them. I will let you all translate then put up the English version
:rotfl: Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »Un jour, Emu se reveilla et decida qu'il irait faire un tour en France/decida d'aller faire un tour en France.
Il fit sa valise et mit ses lunettes de soleil. Il quitta le Moulin Rose et attrapa le train pres de la maison de son amie BOB, a Parbold. Il descendit a Londres et grimpa dans l'Eurostar.
Il s'ennuyait un peu a ce moment-la - alors il decida de jouer de bons tours.
Il vit un petit garcon qui jetait des choses sur les cheveux d'une dame endormie.
Emu rit sous cape, fouilla dans son sac et en retira une grande boite d'allumettes.
A l'interieur de la boite se trouvait une enorme araignee...
Sur la pointe des pieds, il alla derriere le garcon- et mit l'araignee sur sa tete.
Il fila a son siege en riant doucement comme le garcon commencait a crier et a se tirer les cheveux.
A ce moment-la, la vieille dame se reveilla- et commenca a crier elle aussi!
Emu sourit- Bon travail se dit-il. Il prit son portable et envoya a son amie BOB une photo du petit garcon avec la grosse araignee sur la tete.
Mais alors il vit quelque chose de plus drole encore- La dame qui avait dormi retirait ses cheveux. Il s'agissait d'une perruque!! Elle secoua toutes les choses sur le petit garcon.
Quelle bonne journee pour les bons tours, pensa Emu. Il envoya aussi cette photo a BOB.
Lea rit en voyant ces photos et elle les montra a son papa. "Quel coquin d'Emu!" dit-elle a papa. Papa hocha la tete et roula les yeux en signe d'acquiescement.
BOB repondit a Emu:
A quelle heure arrives-tu a Paris?
Emu texta a BOB: je devrais etre la bas a 17 heures de chez nous.
BOB repondit: du temps pour d'autres bons tours alors?
Emu dit: Oh oui, plein de temps pour les bons tours, et il finit son texte par une emoticone souriante.
There you go- no accents unfortunately i couldn't find them. I will let you all translate then put up the English version:rotfl:
Tres bon, BOB. Aller en haute de la classe!:D stay wonky :D
....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !0 -
Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
One day Emu woke up and decided he would take a trip to France.
He packed his suitcase, and put on his sunglasses. He left the Pink Windmill and caught the train near his friend BOB's house in Place. He got off at London and hopped on the Eurostar.
He was a bit bored at this point- so he decided to cause some mischief.
He saw a little boy who was throwing things on to the hair of a sleeping lady.
Emu chuckled to himself and reached inside his bag and pulled out a large matchbox.
Inside the match box was a huge spider...
Emu tiptoed behind the boy- and put it on his head.
Then he scuttled quickly back to his seat laughing to himself as the boy began screaming and grabbing at his hair.
At this point the old lady woke up- and started shouting too!
Emu smiled- Job done he said to himself. Pulling out his mobile he sent a picture of the little boy with the big spider on his head to his friend BOB in Place.
Then he saw something even funnier- the lady who had been sleeping, pulled off her hair. It was a wig!! She shook all of the things onto the little boy as well.
What a good day for mischief thought Emu to himself. He sent that picture to BOB as well.
BOB was laughing at the pictures and showed her dad." He is being a naughty Emu!" she said to dad. Dad nodded his head and rolled his eyes in agreement.
BOB replied to EMU.
What time will you get to Paris?
Emu sent a text to BOB- saying, i should be there at 5pm our time.
BOB replied- more time for mischief then?
Emu said- Oh yes, plenty of time for mischief and put a smiley face at the end of his text..
English version with room for further adventures..i think i should add Herge here.:rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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Moulin Rose
My French is rusty but it looks pretty good to me, I didn't know the word for 'text' either :rotfl:Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012."I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."0 -
redsquirrel80 wrote: »Moulin Rose
My French is rusty but it looks pretty good to me, I didn't know the word for 'text' either :rotfl:
Some are pretty universal i think. I like the sunglasses personally although we say it in less words. lolBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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'text'.....I should think:p:D stay wonky :D
....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !0 -
Ooooh....I've just been emailed my Application for 'The Chase':D on ITV. Maybe having a nutfull of rubbish might win me some money??:D stay wonky :D
....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !0 -
Ooooh....I've just been emailed my Application for 'The Chase':D on ITV. Maybe having a nutfull of rubbish might win me some money??
There you go- there is a reason for everything in life:D Hope you are successful:TBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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was going to write a reply to the above article,but its all double Dutch,,,,,,, so
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