MSE Parents Club Part 12

Glamazon

aless - we say that here too!!

Never had it, but I have my own 'big boy'

tarajayne

Bye Csh. XXXXXXX


Aless, my friends son was looking sideways at my cackling!

Hi MFD. XXXXXXXXXX

Glamazon

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"

tarajayne

jillie1974 wrote: »

Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff

Not a friggen chance with a full house! :eek:

I need a top up?

Glamazon

tarajayne wrote: »

Not a friggen chance with a full house! :eek:

I need a top up?

wine, wkd or smirnoff ice??

BeenieCat

money_maker wrote: »

70 things NOT to say to a man with a small penis
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
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53. Are you cold?
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59. Were you neutered?
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

LMAO! :T

Fitzio

Can't believe the forum has gone wonky for the hen night. It's taking me ages to post and my thanks aren't showing up.

Bye Csh - enjoy the rest of your holiday.
Hello MFD!

Squishy

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE..... Men will screw anything

tarajayne

I need more jokes! MIL just rang, I had to talk to her!!!

Sarah_Joanne

aless02 wrote: »

I hope it's not offensive (I don't think it is, but someone might be senstive?), so in highlight to read:

once you go black, you don't go back!

(not true, clearly, as my ex was Kenyan )

We say that here but also not true for me; my ex was from Zimbabwe. Although it wasn't that big and he wasn't that good :rotfl: