MSE Parents Club Part 12

My_Fathers_Daughter

jillie1974 wrote: »

Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

OMG - you guys are moving so fast!

Anyone gazebo'd yet?

tarajayne

Hmmm, how do you play virtual party games?

Glamazon

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburetor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

tarajayne

Helloooooo Tia. XXXXXXXXXXX

You stay right there Weezl.

Where is Bruno, have I missed a post?

My_Fathers_Daughter

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.

Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.

The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said "what on earth are you doing?"

The wife replied "it's my birthday suit, don't you like it?"

The husband responded "you could have ironed it first"

Glamazon

first time I'm glad footy going to penalties!!! ;)

Sarah_Joanne

3onitsway wrote: »

Still catching up.........

Good luck!! :rotfl:

I quoted something else but it's gone and I forgot!

I need to eat, not had dinner and I'm drinking - not a good combo after a year off the booze!!!

weezl74

we can play truth? (and all delete our posts tomorrow):D
we can all tell tara what we like about her?:A

ermmmmm...... thinks thinks thinks

jillie1974

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Fitzio

Sarah_Joanne wrote: »

Hi Tara!

My god it's moving fast tonight! I'm trying to get my sugar decorations done, did 2 and refreshed and there's 2 pages to read!

Don't bother trying to catch up - half the posts are from earlier! It's all mixed up! Just have another drink. Better go and finish off making my cheesecake then pour a wee Baileys!