MSE Parents Club Part 12

money_maker_3

70 things NOT to say to a man with a small penis
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your !!!!!!.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

Glamazon

Squishy wrote: »

Oooh got an avatar to work! Going for the sexy librarian look

De ja vu!!

SJ - you are very pretty! and I loved your shoes at the last meet!
Very 'Glam'!!!!

tarajayne

Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

csh_2

OK ladies keep it nice and clean tonight! :roll eyes:

Have to go now as this PC a nightmare and the forum playing tricks on me!


Tara: Have a great day tomorrow, treasure every moment and enjoy your special day!

See you all night week :wave:

jillie1974

boogellyboo wrote: »

Yeah that's fine, I'll book it now for us.

cheers!! thank you very much

very excited. 2 meets in one week!!

prob wont be on much after tonight as mum and sis are here

My_Fathers_Daughter

Oh hello ladies! Have I missed all the fun?

Glamazon

bye CSH!!!

MM - I knew there was a reason I text you!!! Trying not to laugh too much in case OH comes to investigate!

jillie1974

Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff

jillie1974

bye CSH :wave:

hi MFD :wave:

BeenieCat

OMG, i've just read 2 pages, had stuff to lol at, and it's going so fast that i forgot :rotfl::rotfl: