MSE Parents Club Part 12

JAM1376

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into someone whom we'd like to have dinner with

jillie1974

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

searching_me

im not sure but im someone can figure it out x

Sarah_Joanne

Oh yeah, I was also going to say I gave up my baking as I could not keep up. At all. So I'll do it later / tomorrow!

got-it-spend-it

We could play I have never, and if you have done the thing you could thank the post (and drink, of course).

searching_me

weezl74 wrote: »

we can play truth? (and all delete our posts tomorrow):D
we can all tell tara what we like about her?:A

ermmmmm...... thinks thinks thinks

and dare but we have to take a pic of the dare and post it .. but delete it tomorrow x

Becles

3onitsway wrote: »

I don't blame her - they're not the prettiest things! But i'm amazed she knew the word!

My dog Jack was neutered on Monday, so I've been checking his all week!

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your porridge.

My_Fathers_Daughter

glamazon wrote: »

a good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (milton berle)

:T :T :T

so true!!

searching_me

i havent played ive never in donkeys ... to be honest theres alot ive done so .. ahem x

tarajayne

weezl74 wrote: »

we can play truth? (and all delete our posts tomorrow):D
we can all tell tara what we like about her?:A

ermmmmm...... thinks thinks thinks

Or not aye? :cool: