MSE Parents Club Part 12

tarajayne

Glamazon wrote: »

wine, wkd or smirnoff ice??

Smirnoff, cheers!:D

jillie1974

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil [/FONT]

Squishy

Men are like ...
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hard ware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

money_maker_3

REVENGE IS SWEET

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's !!!!.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

weezl74

* Happpy hen night to Tara
Happy hen night to tara
Happy hen night dear Tara!

Happy hen night to you!*

Mine's a chilled white zinfandel while you're there Glam?

jillie1974

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me! [/FONT]

searching_me

right dog let out ... doors locked .. im all good x

weezl74

oh dear I have so worn the wrong avatar! Shall I leave again?

Glamazon

tarajayne wrote: »

Smirnoff, cheers!:D

rolls a bottle down the M6/M5

Anyone watch Big Bro?

I feel like I resemble Josie when I'm drunk! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Aless - OH just said 'How's hen night going?'
Me - 'Great, just talking about you!'
OH - Oh OK :o:o:o:o

3onitsway

cazscoob wrote: »

<<< didnt know you were all changing Avys so had to find one before i posted

Oooh, Caz, whit wooo!

Glamazon wrote: »

:j:j:j:j I am definitely coming Wednesday!

Yeyyyyyy - Jack cuddles.

Becles wrote: »

When I put Charlotte in the shower, she said thoughtfully "Mam, I don't really like scrotums."

I don't blame her - they're not the prettiest things! But i'm amazed she knew the word!


Still catching up.........