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MSE Parents Club Part 12

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  • tarajayne
    tarajayne Posts: 7,081 Forumite
    jillie1974 wrote: »
    Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff

    Not a friggen chance with a full house! :eek:

    I need a top up?
    Too many children, too little time!!!
    :p
  • Glamazon
    Glamazon Posts: 8,401 Forumite
    tarajayne wrote: »
    Not a friggen chance with a full house! :eek:

    I need a top up?

    wine, wkd or smirnoff ice??
    A very busy Yummy Mummy to a 1 year old gorgeous boy :smileyhea

    Where does the time go? :think:
  • BeenieCat
    BeenieCat Posts: 6,567 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    money_maker wrote: »
    70 things NOT to say to a man with a small penis
    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    ...
    ...
    53. Are you cold?
    ...
    ...
    59. Were you neutered?
    ...
    ...

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    LMAO! :T
  • Fitzio
    Fitzio Posts: 2,199 Forumite
    Can't believe the forum has gone wonky for the hen night. It's taking me ages to post and my thanks aren't showing up.

    Bye Csh - enjoy the rest of your holiday.
    Hello MFD!
  • Squishy
    Squishy Posts: 721 Forumite
    How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    ONE..... Men will screw anything
  • tarajayne
    tarajayne Posts: 7,081 Forumite
    I need more jokes! MIL just rang, I had to talk to her!!!
    Too many children, too little time!!!
    :p
  • Sarah_Joanne
    Sarah_Joanne Posts: 3,089 Forumite
    aless02 wrote: »
    I hope it's not offensive :o (I don't think it is, but someone might be senstive?), so in highlight to read:

    once you go black, you don't go back!

    (not true, clearly, as my ex was Kenyan ;))

    We say that here but also not true for me; my ex was from Zimbabwe. Although it wasn't that big and he wasn't that good :rotfl:
  • aless02
    aless02 Posts: 5,119 Forumite
    ahhh, good to know you guys say it here, too.

    You know when people are tipsy when they start talking about their OH's size :rotfl: . I feel sorry for any innocent bystander who picked tonight to investigate the PT!
    top 2013 wins: iPad, £50 dental care, £50 sportswear, £50 Nectar GC, £300 B&Q GC; jewellery, Bumbo, 12xPringles, 2xDiesel EDT, £25 Morrisons, £50 Loch Fyne

    would like to win a holiday, please!!
    :xmassmile Mummy to Finn - 12/09; Micah - 08/12! :j
  • jennynoo
    jennynoo Posts: 1,516 Forumite
    More drinks: drinks.jpg
    :heart:Mum to DD born Oct 2009 :heart:
    :j DS born April 2013 :j
    Breastfeeding peer supporter with the breastfeeding network. National breastfeeding helpline 0300 100 0212.
    :question: Ask me if you have any baby feeding questions :question:
  • jillie1974
    jillie1974 Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    @ glam :rotfl:
    'Children are not things to be moulded, but are people to be unfolded'
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