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MSE Parents Club Part 12

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  • weezl74
    weezl74 Posts: 8,701 Forumite
    oh dear I have so worn the wrong avatar! Shall I leave again?

    :hello:Jonathan 'Fergie' Fergus William, born 05/03/09, 7lb 4.4oz:hello:
    :)Benjamin 'Kezzie' Kester Jacob, born 18/03/10, 7lb 5oz:)
    cash neutral gifts 2011, value of purchased gifts/actual paid/amount earnt to cover it £67/£3.60/£0
    january grocery challenge, feed 4 of us for £40
  • Glamazon
    Glamazon Posts: 8,401 Forumite
    tarajayne wrote: »
    Smirnoff, cheers!:D

    rolls a bottle down the M6/M5

    Anyone watch Big Bro?

    I feel like I resemble Josie when I'm drunk! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Aless - OH just said 'How's hen night going?'
    Me - 'Great, just talking about you!'
    OH - Oh OK :o:o:o:o:o
    A very busy Yummy Mummy to a 1 year old gorgeous boy :smileyhea

    Where does the time go? :think:
  • 3onitsway
    3onitsway Posts: 4,000 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    cazscoob wrote: »
    <<< didnt know you were all changing Avys so had to find one before i posted :D

    Oooh, Caz, whit wooo!
    Glamazon wrote: »
    :j:j:j:j I am definitely coming Wednesday!

    Yeyyyyyy - Jack cuddles. :D

    Becles wrote: »
    When I put Charlotte in the shower, she said thoughtfully "Mam, I don't really like scrotums."

    I don't blame her - they're not the prettiest things! But i'm amazed she knew the word!


    Still catching up.........
    :beer:
  • tarajayne
    tarajayne Posts: 7,081 Forumite
    weezl74 wrote: »
    * Happpy hen night to Tara
    Happy hen night to tara
    Happy hen night dear Tara!

    Happy hen night to you!*

    Mine's a chilled white zinfandel while you're there Glam?

    Hi you lovely person! :A XXXXXXXXXXx
    Too many children, too little time!!!
    :p
  • jillie1974
    jillie1974 Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to !!!! your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
    'Children are not things to be moulded, but are people to be unfolded'
  • Sarah_Joanne
    Sarah_Joanne Posts: 3,089 Forumite
    aless02 wrote: »
    LOL...mine was decent size, but put me off when it took agggggggges to, erm, finish the job. It's like...time for a nap! :p:p

    And that!!!

    p.s. thanks Glam ;)
  • got-it-spend-it
    got-it-spend-it Posts: 5,016 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Aargh, I can't post! MSE just ate my post.

    I do have a new avvy though.

    Happy Hen Do Tara!!!
    :DYummy mummy, runner, baker and procrastinator :p
  • weezl74
    weezl74 Posts: 8,701 Forumite
    tarajayne wrote: »
    Hi you lovely person! :A XXXXXXXXXXx
    rightback atcha my sweet :)

    You having lots of fun?

    :hello:Jonathan 'Fergie' Fergus William, born 05/03/09, 7lb 4.4oz:hello:
    :)Benjamin 'Kezzie' Kester Jacob, born 18/03/10, 7lb 5oz:)
    cash neutral gifts 2011, value of purchased gifts/actual paid/amount earnt to cover it £67/£3.60/£0
    january grocery challenge, feed 4 of us for £40
  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    wow its going to be hard keeping up tonight ... as i get slightly tispy :rotfl: ... tara i think a sex on the beach ... or a shot is ready about now ... what party games shall we play mm ???? x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • jillie1974
    jillie1974 Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

    She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
    'Children are not things to be moulded, but are people to be unfolded'
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