MSE Parents Club Part 12

tiamai_d

Hello sexy ladies!!! (and Bruno).

Glamazon

weezl74 wrote: »

* Happpy hen night to Tara
Happy hen night to tara
Happy hen night dear Tara!

Happy hen night to you!*

Mine's a chilled white zinfandel while you're there Glam?

Chucks one your way! OH is playing bar man tonight"!!

Jillie - you are making me laugh!!

3 - if you get one I'll be cos I never get one! He's like a toddler now.

Bar of plenty anyone??? Berrys and Vanilla Shortcake

Glamazon

tiamai_d wrote: »

Hello sexy ladies!!! (and Bruno).

wondered where you were!!!

My_Fathers_Daughter

jillie1974 wrote: »

Knock knock! Whos There? Tara Tara Who? Tara McClosoff

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

OMG - you guys are moving so fast!

Anyone gazebo'd yet?

tarajayne

Hmmm, how do you play virtual party games?

Glamazon

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburetor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)

tarajayne

Helloooooo Tia. XXXXXXXXXXX

You stay right there Weezl.

Where is Bruno, have I missed a post?

My_Fathers_Daughter

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.

Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.

The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said "what on earth are you doing?"

The wife replied "it's my birthday suit, don't you like it?"

The husband responded "you could have ironed it first"

Glamazon

first time I'm glad footy going to penalties!!! ;)

Sarah_Joanne

3onitsway wrote: »

Still catching up.........

Good luck!! :rotfl:

I quoted something else but it's gone and I forgot!

I need to eat, not had dinner and I'm drinking - not a good combo after a year off the booze!!!