MSE Parents Club Part 12

Evansangel

Im off now. Have fun everyone night! Have a great day tomorrow Tara! X x x

boogellyboo

Ladies I'm afraid I'm going to have to love you and leave you. Isla's not settling so I'm back on full mummy duties.

Tara I hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow. < Tara & Mr Tara!

Night all, don't do anything I wouldn't! :rotfl:

searching_me

I'll go i'll go ...

TRUTH?? .. then its tara next x

tarajayne

Jillie. best one so far! DD2 just said burst out laughing!!!

weezl74

ok so you win if you can honestly say you've never done xxx and then it goes 'The Following 132 Users Say Thank You to weezl74 For This Useful Post:'

Glamazon

Evansangel wrote: »

Im off now. Have fun everyone night! Have a great day tomorrow Tara! X x x

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee miss you!!

money_maker_3

Right

I have never had sex on a plane



so anyone that has has to thank my post !!

searching_me

jillie1974 wrote: »

ooh sm you're being naughty :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

im always naughty :rotfl::rotfl:x

jillie1974

just been telling mum and sis about your surprise christening/wedding tomorrow

the author Cecelia Aherne did the same (she wrote PS I Love You)

money_maker_3

70 things NOT to say to a man with a small penis
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your !!!!!!.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.