MSE Parents Club Part 12

BrunoM

tarajayne wrote: »

Helloooooo Tia. XXXXXXXXXXX

You stay right there Weezl.

Where is Bruno, have I missed a post?

got-it-spend-it wrote: »

Bruno- are you still around, we need a male input!

Hi ladies I am around, watching a movie and hitting refresh now and again to entertain myself but I think you may have more fun without my speaking up too much tonight! If I don't see you again have a great day tomorrow Tara

tarajayne

money_maker wrote: »

I vote for the I have never game !! Its fun

BUT ... you only thank the post if you have done what the other person has not !!! No random thinking girls

I don't understand, too pished and lots of dutch people in my lounge screaming at the telly!

Glamazon

MM - I can;t thank you

Glamazon

MM - I can;t thank you

• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
• After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
• A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
• Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
• I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
• Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
• A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'
• A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
• How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
• A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

jillie1974

Bruno- you thanked MM's post. you sly old dog

money_maker_3

someone else post one !!

tarajayne

Bye Boo, bye EA. XXXXXXXX

Glamazon

tarajayne wrote: »

I don't understand, too pished and lots of dutch people in my lounge screaming at the telly!

Thank it if you've done it.

I think mine are too rude

tarajayne

Refresh if the thanks button doesn't show. That works.

JAM1376

I have never had sex with a woman..

Thank me if ya have......