I am a Bridezilla and my confession is....

Birdie85

LOL, I keep telling her that I'll be a married woman by then so you never know...

wanttogetwed

rinroo wrote: »

:rotfl:Had to laugh when i read this as my two son's are carrying our rings down the aisle, but i bought some gorgeous ring dishes from etsy so they could carry one each and im frightened to death they'll drop them and break and i'll walk down the aisle treading on broken ceramic - my own fault for buying them but they were too cute not too lol

I have visions of me on my knees searching the grass for rings :rotfl:then standing up with mud all over my knees. Seriously there is a reason they say never work with kids lol.

angel223_2

another BZ confession here! my mother is driving me nuts insisting I need a veil.....No mother!! no veil and no sparkling tiara either count yourself lucky im actually going to wear a dress (and that wont be poofy or frilly) I might put a small discrete flower in my hair just to shut you up!! (ive never been a girly girl)

Alyssa_C_2

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:@ all posts! I love reading this thread. Rinroo - why are you buying their dresses if they're not part of the wedding party? Think your sis is being a little hard on you.

MustStopSpending23

Absolutely brilliant thread, so thanks for starting it

OK here goes, and I apologise in advance! ..........

I am a Bridezilla (definitely not a secret one) and my confession is:

- If any female guest wears white/cream/ivory I will chuck red wine over them
- If any child screams or misbehaves in the church or wedding breakfast i will give them a chinese burn
- If anyone thinks it's funny to make a stupid comment when it comes to the part about any reason why we can't get married I will poke them in the eye
- I wish my MIL would be remotely interested in our Wedding (OH's 2nd marriage, but still)
- If I hear anyone moan about the food I will ask them to leave
- If there is one thing that is not how it should be I will throttle whoever's fault it is
- I don't want any of our guests to get too drunk, incl me & OH!

Hmmm, for now that's about it!!!!! V x

frannyann

MustStopSpending23 wrote: »

Absolutely brilliant thread, so thanks for starting it

OK here goes, and I apologise in advance! ..........

I am a Bridezilla (definitely not a secret one) and my confession is:

- If any female guest wears white/cream/ivory I will chuck red wine over them
- If any child screams or misbehaves in the church or wedding breakfast i will give them a chinese burn
- If anyone thinks it's funny to make a stupid comment when it comes to the part about any reason why we can't get married I will poke them in the eye
- I wish my MIL would be remotely interested in our Wedding (OH's 2nd marriage, but still)
- If I hear anyone moan about the food I will ask them to leave
- If there is one thing that is not how it should be I will throttle whoever's fault it is
- I don't want any of our guests to get too drunk, incl me & OH!

Hmmm, for now that's about it!!!!! V x

Brilliant!! PMSL :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

cheerleader

I am a bridezilla and my confession is - I want an icesculpture, fire eater and fireworks and cried when my H2B said no and got my own way

hayleythedaisy

I have come to bridezilla's anonymous to confess,

I am a bridezilla and I loathe that my OH sister has just got engaged and is planning her wedding for 2011 when it should be "our wedding time"

People are following the colour scheme and I didn't want them to/realise they would. I only wanted my mum and bridesmaids in blue but now they would stand out better in something else!

I wish my stepmother and her kids weren't coming.

I don't want my bridesmaids to look nicer than me.

I am secretly gutted by how few friends I have on the guest list - mine are all family and collegues with hardly any friends (cos I don't have any)

I need to loose weight and feel angry at everyone else for not forcing me to eat celery and go to the gym.

I think that's enough for now. thanks for the thread, didn't realise how much of a zilla I am!!!

pske_lisa

I apologize but I have a few more........

I don't want my cheif bridesmaid on my top table as she will have her daughter with her and I'm worried she'll cry and make a scene!

People have moaned we don't have a choice of food for the dinner.... and will be mightily peeved when they find out I'm having steak pie and chips while they have some chicken thing!

MiL2b is a complete nighmare and does not want to stay in a hotel the night before the wedding! Even though we are paying for her!

I am also loving these bridezilla moments! Thank you all for sharing!

Lisa x

RainbowDrops

pske_lisa wrote: »

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People have moaned we don't have a choice of food for the dinner.... and will be mightily peeved when they find out I'm having steak pie and chips while they have some chicken thing!

Sounds more like Guestzillas than Bridezilla!
Almost every wedding I've been to only has one meal option (plus a veggie alternative).
I am jealous of your steak pie though