Going away for 2 days and leaving this for dh!!

gabyjane

A manual!! he will find it funny following on from my other post as we had a chat last night and he said he will try more.. but wondered if i have missed anything? it's a kind of sarcastic way of showing how much i do! cant remember the last time i left them on their own god help me! It is supposed to be lighthearted too btw!

So this is it done so far!

[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]RULES TO BE FOLLOWED WHILE I AM AWAY[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER TO SET THE ALARMS OR YOU WON'T GET OUT OF BED SO NONE OF THE FOLLOWING WILL APPLY, THE PHONE HAS ONE, THE BEDSIDE UNIT HAS ONE, DD HAS ONE, YOUR MOBILE HAS ONE.[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO DO DD'S PACKED LUNCH AS SHE SAYS SHE IS NOT DOING IT AGAIN AND SAYS YOU HAVE TO OR ELSE SHE WILL NOT EAT?[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO WASH THE DISHES WHEN DONE OR TURN THE DISHWASHER ON (TABLETS UNDER THE SINK..READ THEM AS USING BLEACH OR CLOTHES ONES WON'T WORK!))[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO CLOSE ALL DOORS IF CATS IN SO WE HAVE NO POO OR WEE..REMEMBER THE CATS[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO TAKE & PICK DD UP FROM SCHOOL 3.30PM[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER THURSDAY (TODAY) GABBIE IS GOING TO JO'S FOR DINNER SO YOU DONT NEED TO GET HER..YOU DO NEED TO BE IN FOR ABOUT 6.45PM FOR WHEN SHE GETS HOME THOUGH, DO NOT DO HER DINNER[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO TAKE ANY MESSAGES OR REFER THEM TO MY MOBILE IF IT IS A PARENT WHILE I'M AWAY AS MAY BE IMPORTANT[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO USE SETTING E ON THE WASHING MACHINE[/FONT]


[FONT=Palatino Linotype, serif]REMEMBER TO NOT LEAVE THE CLOTHES IN THE DRYER FOR THE WHOLE 2 DAYS I AM GONE AS WILL RESEMBLE VERY CREASED BABY CLOTHES[/FONT]

THE RUBBISH GOES TODAY-GREEN BIN EMPTY BINS BEFORE IT GOES PLEASE AS OVERFLOWING

REMEMBER THE DECKING IS BEING STARTED TODAY SO KEEP A WATCH FOR ANYTHING THEY MAY NEED ETC IF YOU ARE HOME..IF YOU FIND A MAN IN THE HOUSE HELPING HIMSELF TO DRINKS AND BISCUITS THAT'S HIM!

HAVE A LOVELY 2 DAYS WITHOUT ME!!

Mupette

make sure its in a place for him to find it!

maveli

Thanks Mom

my_gorgeous_ellie-belle

Lol, that's a lot for a man to read haha! I tend to do one or two words in capitals on each line, all in a big list and give him boxes to tick or there is deffinately something that'll get missed. Dont forget to leave a pen for him to tick them off, lol!

I like it though!

gabyjane

Mupette wrote: »

make sure its in a place for him to find it!

I will put it at the top of the stairs as leaving v early!!

gabyjane

maveli wrote: »

Thanks Mom

Like i said it is a lighthearted joke..luckily he will find it funny and probably useful!!

mickeypops

:DCrikey - how's he going to fit in the parties with all his mates and the strippers etc. with all that to do?

gabyjane

mickeypops wrote: »

:DCrikey - how's he going to fit in the parties with all his mates and the strippers etc. with all that to do?

pmsl..hmm i dunno which bit part of the day should i slip in inbetween? i will be quizzing dd now when i get back!!

itsallinthemind

Where's DD's list?

Indout96

But thats all womans work, cant you just catch up when you get back (not sure why he's letting you go TBH)

*Louise*

Lo, if your hubby gets anything wrong now, he has problems!! :rotfl:

When I go away for a couple of days my listfor hubby is short: feed the children...don't touch the washing machine

Done

:rotfl: