A Payment A Day - Part 8!

maeeve

just a £1 for me today too CAP1

ruby1968_2

Total Pad for me today is £3.39

Greenbynature

A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, 'I can't live with this anymore! It's too long.'

The doctor replied, 'I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the forest, she can help you.'

So, he went to the forest and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor said, 'Go into the swamp and you will find a female frog there. Ask her to marry you..she'll say 'No'.. and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!'

So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her,'Will you marry me?'
'No!', she said. He lost 5 inches off his member!

The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much. So he asked the frog again, 'Will you marry me?'
The frog said, 'No!'

And the guy lost another 5 inches.

He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked again, 'Will you marry me?'

And the frog said, 'How many times do I have to tell you . .
No ! No ! No !

Moral:
Know when to quit!

angelicmary85

Evening Padders!!

I didn't post yesterday...for the 1st time since I started padding but it was in the back of my mind but I got in about 1.15am and I was too tired to switch on the computer!

Double pad from me of £24.00 please Clearing!

Hope you've all had a fab day and all the mum's were spoilt (I wasn't - I was working )

mooomin

Morning all!

£2.53 for me please!

Paulgonnabedebtfree

£5.23 today thanks COMP

musogirl295

£14.51 for me today please

Muso x

boysma

Hi guys

5.00 please Clearing to Next directory. Had a lovely day yesterday and have a day off work today:j Getting my hair done then going for long walk if weather stays nice.

Hope everyone well - will catch up later:A

true27

Morning all!

97p from me today, rounding down accounts happy Monday all!

xxx

keza

another titchy one for me today £1.06 to VSP xxx