MSE Parents Club Part 11

Sami_Bee

Dontknowanymore wrote: »

I dont think I'll ever get married, noone would want me :rotfl:
I'm not even thinking I'll ever be with another bloke again after whats happened, I dont know if I can take the risk

Hmm anyone got a citroen xsara piccasso?
Sami what car you got?

You lady are beautiful, intelligent and funny - who wouldn't want to marry you?!!

I have a citroen c4 56 plate, I don't love it (it's not my lovely micra I had pre babies) but I don't hate it either. Have you looked at any nissans? one of the things I loved about my micra was that the seat was adjustable in height so I had it nic n high so I could see comfortably over the steering wheel

really must go to bed!

kindofagilr

Hi all,

Lurker, can I whinge?

I cant sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAA LOL, this is the third night in a row now ive been up and on the sofa with the tv on, although this is the earliest!

I wouldnt care if I had a baby to be looking after lol come on beany lol

Sami_Bee

Buttonmoons

Sami....

GET TO BED!!!

I'm alright, Keira sleeps till after 10 :rotfl:

Think I'm away to go now after scooping cat poops (hope no-one is eating their cheerios when they read this)

Mcnight night! x

Buttonmoons

Oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERGIE!!!
:j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j

kindofagilr

Happy Birthday Fergie

Buttonmoons

With all these FERGIES flying around I can't get that black eyed pea song out my head now.

MY LUMPS MY LUMPS MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS

But maybe we should change the lyrics to suit fergie?

MY LUMPS MY LUMPS MY LOVELY CHICKPEA LUMPS, SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME (2nd hand, frugal and recycled obv) AND TIME ON ME ....

His humps his humps his lovely baby butt humps...


Right I'm dancing to that ridiculous thing I just wrote so it's a clear sign I should head to bed.

Buttonmoons

Oh yes and people still buy Charmin bog roll? In my spendplenty days *cough* I used to buy that, or the big jumbo bog rolls from Costco, but they put the price up on that and the washing powder so they can eat my crust, anyhoo, It's tesco value bog roll all round here :j

If you think about it, using value bog roll is even MORE moneysaving because when your finger pokes through the bog roll, you are removing waste on your finger that can be washed away, HENCEFORTH using less bog roll!!

Ingenious isn't it?

Can you tell I've had some vino? I really am disturbed.

PS - I have never actually done that!

PPS - Please don't ban me

PPPS - I think Fergie looks adorabubble on his FB pic, he's got the cutiest cheeks ever.

PPPPS - Keira can add! She told me that we had to get TWO MORE CATS AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE FOUR. Clearly a genius that child, now, how can I exploit her....hmmmm :rotfl:

Buttonmoons

So it's 9.6p a loo roll for Tesco value, if we say you use 5% everytime you go to the loo, and you deduct 2% for pokeage, the total price would be about errrrm.....


*goes to use a calculator*

Bobbins. I cant do fractions.

Lets just say about 1.5p a poo. Im done with this!

boogellyboo

Buttonmoons wrote: »

So it's 9.6p a loo roll for Tesco value, if we say you use 5% everytime you go to the loo, and you deduct 2% for pokeage, the total price would be about errrrm.....


*goes to use a calculator*

Bobbins. I cant do fractions.

Lets just say about 1.5p a poo. Im done with this!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: BM you've cracked me up! I'm up for the third time since 1.30am as Isla's stuffy nosed and appears to hate the crib so I'm lurking here on my phone while she feeds. You made me LOL in bed.

Happy Birthday Fergie x x

I hope to see you all at a much more respectable hour *yawn*