MSE Parents Club Part 11

tarajayne

Sorry, back in a mo, reading Ben's story! x

SugarSpun

I like that one much more, Tia. It doesn't look like a money pit on first glance and it has nice kitchen units.

got-it-spend-it wrote: »

Getting restless, Weezl?! You know ingestion of sperm orally is most effective, non?

I wish people wouldn't say that, it only encourages them :rotfl:

Weezl, I don't know, but I'd assume that anything that could potentially dislodge the baby from the liftoff position would be a no-go? Maybe do a sideways walk up and down stairs a lot right after?

That might not be good for your digestion if you follow GISI's advice though.

weezl74

got-it-spend-it wrote: »

Getting restless, Weezl?! You know ingestion of sperm orally is most effective, non?

I'm really not sure I could ever be that restless GISI :rotfl:

(its where the gentleman's wee wees come out of:o)

aless02

weezl, that's what I read (and did ) as it's the progesterone on your cervix that softens it.

weezl74

aless02 wrote: »

weezl, that's what I read (and did )

I think it was your star jumps aless

please don't make me please don't make me

oh I getcha now, you mean the lying with lifted bum! Okay, will do-erm hypothetically...

tiamai_d

Caz, that would be nice!

Oh and I can't make it to the Edinburgh meet, it's my neices 13th birthday and this year, unlike every other year when she has a girls part, she is having a large party in the church hall, and they have organised lots of things for the kids to do (loads of little uns between the two families), so we need to go there. Starts at 4pm, but I think it would be too much to go to Edinburgh and then get back for then to go to a party.

Weezl, I'd think you would have to allow the semen to pool around the cervix for it to have the desired effect, yes. Bit of an orgasm or several would further aid the 'induction', both from the hormones released during orgasm and the physical changes that happen to the cervix, allowing it dip into the semen. Although, I'm not sure the changes that occur to the cervix in pregnancy would be the same as at times where you were trying to conceive, but hell, it would be fun anyway!

ETA, evening primrose oil has the same effect when taken orally (the idea is that the prostaglandins are used by the body to create the right kind of prostaglandins to prepare the cervix for delivery). It's also good to stick em up your foof too. SS and I did that Not together though... I was clever enough to wear old pants, SS had oily knickers

weezl74

tiamai_d wrote: »

Weezl, I'd think you would have to allow the semen to pool around the cervix for it to have the desired effect, yes. Bit of an orgasm or several would further aid the 'induction', both from the hormones released during orgasm and the physical changes that happen to the cervix, allowing it dip into the semen. Although, I'm not sure the changes that occur to the cervix in pregnancy would be the same as at times where you were trying to conceive, but hell, it would be fun anyway!

several eh? and stair climbing and star jumps? Boy oh boy!

aless02

weezl74 wrote: »

I think it was your star jumps aless

please don't make me please don't make me

oh I getcha now, you mean the lying with lifted bum! Okay, will do-erm hypothetically...

Laid with bum on pillow for as long as I could stand...definitely not the other thing!

Plus loadsa :j:j:j:j:j:j:j:j (but not straight after :rotfl:)

I also did tons of nipple stim, but that's obviously out of the question for you. Getting restless, missy?

BeenieCat

Damn you Tia you always have me looking at houses.

Although, seeing as i can't BUY, i'm now looking at rental and i want this one

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-24975625.html?sortByPriceDescending=false&minBedrooms=2&maxBedrooms=2&secondaryDisplayPropertyType=semidetachedhouses&pageNumber=1&backToListURL=%2Fproperty-to-rent%2FDarlington.html%3FsortByPriceDescending%3Dfalse%26minBedrooms%3D2%26maxBedrooms%3D2%26secondaryDisplayPropertyType%3Dsemidetachedhouses

Good incentive to stay out of work seeing as they'd pay £420 of it for me?? Otherwise i'd need a well-paid job to make sure i wasn't left skint. (I don't wanna be jobless for long!)

tiamai_d

That is nice Beenie!

Makes me mad how they try to encourage you to work, yet you get no help when you do.