Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

lisawaters

My motto for today has to be

delphinum natare doces

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niccatw

Sona si Latine loqueris

lisawaters

Radarjet wrote: »

I've PM'ed you Mike.

Got it, thanks x

lisawaters

niccatw wrote: »

Sona si Latine loqueris

Honk!

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This is like the secret I-Spy code book we used to use to communicate without the grown-ups knowing..

My sister once stole the code book then messaged me 'You are a horrible little boy'. Generally it was easier to whisper it, pinch me on the arm and run away shouting to Dad that I'd hit her...

niccatw

That what sister's are for

SouthernBellE*

lisawaters wrote: »

A phrase such as 'Shi t happens' comes to mind. That's all it is! Thanks though!

Hiya hun,

Sorry for my slushy, mushy clumsy attempt to make things better!! Such an simple phrase but gets to the point so I'll remember it for the future!

Well Mr Rubber ball, nice to see you've bounced back again.

You've made more comebacks than Elvis!!

Considering I find it so hard to make English make sense, Can anyone translate all the foreign language stuff. Finding it hard to keep up as it is.

SouthernBellE*

redlady_1 wrote: »

Yeah! Morning everyone...POETS DAY!!!!

SB - I said I would nurture Jonni's balls, not cut them off.

Phew!...Sorry hun, read #781 as Not safe from you & you had a cellar to put THEM in. (knowing about your axe!:rotfl:) 'Bobbit came to mind!



I was on the phone and almost hysterical over the boiler...blokes don't do emotional women in any shape or form. The best bit is going to bed after crying as you wake up with eyes like puff balls!

Sorry your landlord left you like that for so long.:(. THATS when you should have used your axe!:D He needed to be bobbited!!;) (either that or stayed there without heating & froze them off!!:D)

I will take the vodka over the hob nobs!

Allergic to Vodka, makes me fall over....Baileys..Mmmmm

And my career, well I just make stuff up really.

Sounds like a lot of fun, I just tend to STUFF UP! :rotfl:

Poo, I now walk around staring at the ground thanks to you

Make sure you keep your eyes out for the 20p's that aren't dated, worth thousands on e-bay.

And Mike, you may have thrown your teddies out of the pram but I am going to keep the pink fluffy one, he is cute!

Got no teddies.....I kick the dog instead!

redlady_1

I don't do slush SB...But can I admit that I cried at Ice Age when I thought Diago had died?!

It's a long story over the landlord - but the neighbour story would make your hair stand on end!

Um, 20ps undated. I could use some of those right now.

Have you ever tried Dooleys? Fab with ice.

miggy

Sorry I didn't get to the thread in time to say something unladylike but timely about your ex, Mike. Remarkable how childish some people get, despite being adults, isn't it? And conversely, how very adult some children's judgement can be...
There will now follow a disjointed series of replies to posts as I work my way down the rest of the thread.
Then I'm away for a couple of days so don't worry about me, I have not deserted you all, I will instead be in the strange realm of no computer access. :eek: Think of me fondly!

Poosmate

dancingfairy wrote: »

OOO -my good news of the week is that I've found a whole 11p in the street! Woooo. Maybe next week I'll get a little more - lol.
df

WOW! Congratulations DF! That's 100% more than the monthly interest credited into my ISA savings account!

What on earth am I going to say if I ever manage to get 2pence interest?!